Drugs and weaponry? Please. I would be more worried about those "blackmail-able items" that someone probably smuggled in for you. Tisk, tisk. Think of the children! Having such a deviant in such close proximity!

[ooc; He's just making shit up to troll Hammer at this point, so sorry if it seems random. He's going for the lulz here. Hah, almost tempted to introduce him by his real name now.]