Possum. I don't believe I've ever run through the- Wait. High grass? Oh, I see how it is.

Listen up, buster, you may think it's [airquotes] cool to go out and get [airquotes] high with your little [airquotes] friends, but if you smoke dope, then you are a dope. That stuff is illegal. So you just sober up and fly right and make sure to never touch that hippie lettuce again, you understand?

[OoC: omg, JEFF CORWIN, that's amazing. ilhim. He has a show on food network that I can't watch due to squick factor.]