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Captain Hammer ([personal profile] amansgottadowhat) wrote2011-01-16 11:08 pm

42-Never have these keywords been so appropriate

[Accidental Voice Post]

The post opens with the sound of something thudding. When the voice comes through, it sounds muffled, as though there is a body against the microphone. The words still come through, though, very masculine, American, and with a hint of panic, along with the background sound of clanking.

"What are you doing here? What have you done to us?"

The next voice is accented heavily with Russian, firm-sounding, while at the same time calm and laid back.

"It's a curse." The words 'you idiot', seem to go unsaid, tacked on the end of the sentence.

"You're telling me." The first voice seems to have an added lilt of 'woe-is-me' added to the tone. "Stuck with you for 24 hours. I mean my god, who knows what might happen in that time? And how long is this chain?" The sound of clinking now becomes apparent, and there are indications that he is pulling it tightly. The next sound is another thudding, as a hand connects to the device, shutting it off.

[/Voice Post]

[OoC: Handcuffed to Raikov who is, fairly appropriately, in red. To be backdated to midnight of last night. Edit: THREADJACKING ALLOWED AND ENCOURAGED, BTW!]

[identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com 2011-01-18 04:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Ah, a pity. Where is it that you come from, by the way?

[identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com 2011-01-18 04:53 pm (UTC)(link)
I enjoy life plenty. Just not [the parts with you in it] like you do.

[identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com 2011-01-18 04:57 pm (UTC)(link)
[He really dislikes you again. Not that he ever really stopped.] Allow a rephrasing, then, if you will. I am doing nothing of the physical nature with Raikov or any other male, now or ever.

[identity profile] doctor-tangent.livejournal.com 2011-01-18 05:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh emotional and mental then? Didn't realize you were telepathic.

[Mordin is trying so hard to keep a straight face]

[identity profile] hidesinrestroom.livejournal.com 2011-01-18 06:53 pm (UTC)(link)
So I've noticed.

[identity profile] hidesinrestroom.livejournal.com 2011-01-18 06:53 pm (UTC)(link)
But I'm not in the mood to draw right now.

[identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com 2011-01-18 09:02 pm (UTC)(link)
[kjdsfhdkjs he thinks that Mordin's teasing, but he doesn't sound it! He actually has the gall to sound serious!] I'm not. I have super strength.

[identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com 2011-01-18 09:04 pm (UTC)(link)
You get into moods for this sort of things?

[identity profile] doctor-tangent.livejournal.com 2011-01-19 01:08 am (UTC)(link)
Huh. Don't look like it. Though would explain some things.

[identity profile] hidesinrestroom.livejournal.com 2011-01-19 02:22 am (UTC)(link)
Uh, yeah? I can't just pull a drawing out of my ass.

[identity profile] cateyedhunter.livejournal.com 2011-01-19 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
Just an insignificant little world.

[identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com 2011-01-19 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, well, you can't have the superhero name without the superhero powers. [He is giving him no new material. He hopes.]

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[identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com 2011-01-19 04:07 am (UTC)(link)
[oh my god why would you ever use that phrasing, do you even have any idea of the mental images, scarring him for life, completely uncalled for-]

[identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com 2011-01-19 04:08 am (UTC)(link)
From what I've heard artists have always been able to just- go at an empty canvas, and create. Perhaps you are not like them.

[identity profile] hidesinrestroom.livejournal.com 2011-01-19 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
Sure, if they have no talent. You can't force your creativity, or it'll come out terrible.

[identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com 2011-01-19 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
Ah.

I'm from Los Angelos. I don't suppose you've heard of it? In the United States.

[identity profile] cateyedhunter.livejournal.com 2011-01-19 04:27 am (UTC)(link)
I'm familiar with it, but I've never traveled to America, myself.

[identity profile] doctor-tangent.livejournal.com 2011-01-19 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
...That or you have a lot of cybernetics. Or are the bastard lovechild of a human-krogan relations. Could explain a lot. But don't think crossbreeding is possible there.

Superhero? [His voice doesn't carry it, but skepticism ahoy.] Strangely see Blasto (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGldy-ABbsw) to be more realistic at this point.

[identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com 2011-01-19 04:43 am (UTC)(link)
Ah. Really? I see. Well, you learn something new every day, I suppose.

[identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com 2011-01-19 04:52 am (UTC)(link)
[So he's from Earth, at least. That's been putting him at ease, lately.] You should visit. It's quite lovely, especially when the weather is cold elsewhere.

[identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com 2011-01-19 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
No. No no. I'm completely human. Just, super.

Ah, well, [not getting into what he doesn't understand here] things are strange, especially here in the City.

[identity profile] doctor-tangent.livejournal.com 2011-01-19 05:11 am (UTC)(link)
Super? Don't get the idea at all. [He's wondering how quickly Shepard would kick Hammer's ass... because yeah, Shepard > "Super" in his mind.]

Things strange everywhere. Just different type of strange here.

[identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com 2011-01-19 05:33 am (UTC)(link)
Perhaps it is inherent to my world.

Hah! All too true.

[identity profile] doctor-tangent.livejournal.com 2011-01-19 05:45 am (UTC)(link)
Quite possibly. Or some pop culture thing I missed out on. Vaguely remember some shopkeep on the Citadel mentioning a similar phrase.

[identity profile] cateyedhunter.livejournal.com 2011-01-19 06:25 am (UTC)(link)
Sometimes the cold can be rather soothing.

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