When you're the best

[Voice Post]

There have been many times such as these in the past, when people might be inclined to- take advantage of this curse. I, however, will not allow this to transpire. Like every other time before it, I intend to ensure that no one uses this unnecessarily to their advantage.

Hopefully my services shall not be needed.

[/Voice Post]

[OoC: He's done this before with very unpleasant results. Please make this experience equally unpleasant for him. 8| Also, I AM SO SORRY, I THOUGHT IT WAS THE 11TH TODAY. Please to be backdating to yesterday, thank you!]

[Accidental Video Post]

[Hammer is sitting in his computer chair, and it is pretty obvious how the post was activated, as he is idly drumming his fingers right next to it. He closes his eyes momentarily, and this is looking to be the most boring post ever, until he starts muttering, admittedly loudly,]

Sam? No. But I- I thought we were going to make it work. I- [muttering muttering, silence, he smiles for a few minutes, and then a frown again.]

Bonnie, you know he isn't anything to me, not like you are. But he needs me. You needed me. How could I- you can't make me choose, it's- [muttering, into silence, slightly shorter than the first silence, and then the smile.]

Julie, I- What? No! How could you! You were supposed to be the one, I can't believe- [and with that assertion, he bangs on the table, startling himself out of the stupor.] Whasni? [He shakes his head, waking himself more.]

[The blinking light appears to have been spotted, and he smiles at the camera, reassuringly.]

I do hope that if this is a curse, it isn't unpleasant for anyone, but I can assure you that nothing in your dreams will harm you. But if you would like further assurance, I will be happy to assist you in any manner possible. [And he turns off the feed.]

[/Video Post]

[OoC: Wilson's montage of marriages and divorces! Via daydreaming. 8D btw, Whasni isn't a word, it's just a 'I've just woken up, what's going on' sound.]

[Voice Post]

Yes, this lack of color is quite distressing. I do suppose that all this grey everywhere is a little different than the usual curses. It is, however, quite upsetting for day-to-day activities.

[And then, in a manner that is both dramatic and upbeat, he begins singing.]

Is the sun really shining, can the sky truly be blue,
when there's simply not color, for any to view?
So tough to get around,
with depleted sight and sound.
And it's tough to see the ground,
when there's no color to be found.
But there is hope for us yet, because there's something we can do.
Yes we can reverse this curse, no need to rehearse this task.
If we can get through the barrier once broken, the lack of color shouldn't make us pity-
because pale-ure is not an option, City.

[/Voice Post]

[OoC: He can't see any colors at all, not yet anyway. I figured he was overdue for a song, but I'm not so happy with this one. Except for that last line. Backdate to Thursday afternoon, thank you~]

[Accidental Video/Action Post]

[He is in a scout's hat, and positively bursting at the seams.]

Alright, children, now today we have a new friendly face to add to our group, the? [One or two of the kids mumble something, Hammer saying it with them.] Chipper Cheerful Children, that's right! Now, he's going to be here for the rest of the summer, so let's give him our Chipper Cheerful Cheer!

[Hammer steps aside to reveal Nathan, who has been making faces that do not imply 'friendly', and the group gives a smattering of claps, about three each.]

So, welcome, Nathan! I'm sure you'll enjoy being a part of our group as much as we'll enjoy having you be a part of our group. Now, who's ready for arts and crafts?!

[/Video/Action Post]

[OoC: Cursed as a terribly cheerful counselor that just wants to bake a cake of happiness and sunshine and feed it to everyone. Also, he has normal-human strength, because I'm not having him kill anyone accidentally. His kids are middle school age, which means they're not as impressed as younger kids, and twice as nasty as older kids. 8) immortaltwat is the CIT of the group, or assistant counselor for parole purposes.

CAMP ANAWANNA.]

[Action/Video Post]

[See Hammer. See Hammer in the Square. See Hammer in the Square with a sign that reads, WILL BE STRONG FOR MONEY.

You'd probably be best just continuing on with your day.]

[/Action/Video Post]