When you're the best

I have known many a Jew back home over the course of my life. From what I gather of this holiday that they have, what's upcoming is not pretty. There is much talk about these sheep roaming around and what needs to be done in order to protect oneself.

I, of course, would not be participating, as I don't believe in any of this, but as a hero, if any of you so desire to be shielded by the so-called protection of the blood, I will do it, and allow you to hold lodging in my apartment. Just say the word, and it shall be done.

[OoC: For the love of god, someone please stop him from literally tearing open a sheep. He is seriously freaking out on the inside.]

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Well there seems to be an equal amount of camaraderie and loathing today! Such a shame, it's a beautiful day, and one I fully intend to spend with one of my own close compadre. Or amigo, if he prefers! How about it, Billy, you up for a walk in Xanadu? Although we may have to make a few pit-stops to try and prevent people from antagonizing one another. But completely up to you!

If you need our help, please do feel free to ask us. It would be a shame for someone to be hurt, and neither of us would want that.

[OoC: Referring to him as Billy, atm, cause, uhhhhh. IDK what he'll know in this cursed environment, or something. He'll also be less of a dick, in general. Backdating is forever welcome~]