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Jan. 20th, 2020 01:11 am
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Greetings, all! I have been informed that this is some sort of forum in which I might discuss certain things to you, the lovely, lovely, innocent onlookers. From what I have heard, there's some sort of lady that's 'playing me'.

Now, I will have you know that no one plays Captain Hammer, but I would just love to hear all of my fans' comments on my many, many interviews here in the City, and would like to know how I can better serve you, and how I can improve. Of course, I'm sure that none of you will be too harsh, but all the same, a superhero speaks for the people, and what the people want, they get.

So if you'd all kindly speak your opinions, and then maybe we'll go out and have some good times between us, huh?

And remember, honesty is best!
amansgottadowhat: (My lovely operatic voice)
[Accidental Voice Post]

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!


Ah-hah hah . . . So, Mayor, how was tha- youuuuu aren’t here anymore, are you? Penny? Adoring fans? Smelly guy? Where’d you all go? And how did you bring the auditorium with you?

This place doesn’t look familiar at all. But never fear, good citizens! For I, Captain Hammer, am here to save you all from any danger that you might be in! And then after that’s done, I can go back to the dedication and look at my handsome, heroic self in the form of a rock.

. . . The rock is shaped like me; it’s a statue.

But for now, I’ll stand down from my podium, in order to see each of your individual faces more clearly, so that you may all become closer to me, Captain Hammer.

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