When you're the best

[Voice Post]

I can't believe that even he would sink so low. When Karrin didn't come, I knew there must have been something wrong. We were to walk through Xanadu. But now, but now-

Our walk through the paaaaaaaaark; destroyed.
A vengeful, hate-filled aaaaaaaaaaact; employed.

I’m inclined, to believe you should be halted,
In my mind, you’ve made our wounds be salted,
I thought that she was late, you took her due to spite,
You couldn’t let it go, after you had lost the fight,
To nab her from the streets, is an unspeakable crime,
You’ve done your spiteful acts for the final time,
After what you wrote last night, it’s clear as day you’ve caused her harm,
This is an awful plight, come everybody; make a fuss, sound the alarm!
And when I find you, felon, I’ll put you in the slammer,
I stand for what’s right, and justice, because I. Am Captain Hammer!

Just you wait. You'll pay for taking her, Doctor Horrible.

[OoC: May I note that unlike Doctor Horrible, he's singing completely consciously? Link not IC. Also, HMD, anyone~?]