When you're the best

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Hello again guests to our city. I'm sure that your familiar faces will only hasten to brighten our days even moreso than getting our color back did. And for those whose faces we've never seen before, your faces shall be the face of some sort of happy expression upon our own faces.

Welcome.

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[OoC: Do whatever/say whatever/send whoever! Also watch this, because everyone should watch it. It's amazing and I love him.]

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Well, here again, are you? Not that I mind, of course, although it does seem like it hasn't been as long as it usually is, doesn't it? Ah-hah. But I could never tire of such- such lovely people as yourselves.

I think that most of you know the drill here by now, but if any of you are in need of assistance, do not feel afraid to ask me, Captain Hammer.

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[OoC: Anything goes! I'm linking this video, because it would make him the most uncomfortable.]

A curse that I can say I have experienced more than once before. Although not everything is as normal as usual. I've had more than a few visitors asking me about some of my more personal life. Things that aren't true about my preferences. And I shall say that it is no business of yours what women I do what with. And what I definitely do not do or want to do with men, now or in the future. Ever. Perhaps you could try talking to me about yourselves for a while, or something other than the true fact that I am not interested in men in that way.

Not that there's anything wrong with those who do, of course. Have any of you any idea how long you're to stay this time around? You should stop wasting your time like this, and come have nice conversation with me. After all, you might be leaving tonight! And what a shame it would be if that were true, to have done nothing of value with your time here.

[OoC: Avoid the fact that he killed Penny? Although if you do, it's fine, really, I don't care that much; he'll think you're trolling him some more or some such. NPCs have been bothering him all day, do feel free to continue that~ And in honor of my failure, here's a video that accurately depicts how I've been performing recently. 8D]

Ah, our usual visitors again. You are, indeed, here longer than times past. A lucky thing, to be sure.

I'm just oh so flattered that you'd take time out of your busy schedule to come and visit me. It's so nice of you all. If you'd care for a drink or something or a place to rest your feet, I'm sure that the visitor's center wouldn't have a problem with accommodating you.

It's run by my wonderful girlfriend Penny. Yes, yes, I understand some of you are very disappointed, but it is true that I am taken by Penny. But the least I could do for you is to escort you there, I suppose.

[OoC: No telling him of what happens after he's un-frozen. As is tradition for me, here is an amusing link for you all.]

It’s been quite busy for me this week. In between teaching and fighting crime, it seems that I’ve neglected to remember my birthday! How silly of me.

Ah, but there seems to be a mass influx of arrivals today. Perhaps there can be some manner of celebration anyway.

[OoC: Link not IC, PLEASE NO MENTIONING ANYTHING BEYOND THE FREEZE-RAY FREEZING HIM IN CANON! (i.e. Penny death, pain wimp-ery, Doctor Horrible’s ‘triumph’.) Other than that, go crazy with characters, journals, and backdation.

Speaking of which. Class!]