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A curse that I can say I have experienced more than once before. Although not everything is as normal as usual. I've had more than a few visitors asking me about some of my more personal life. Things that aren't true about my preferences. And I shall say that it is no business of yours what women I do what with. And what I definitely do not do or want to do with men, now or in the future. Ever. Perhaps you could try talking to me about yourselves for a while, or something other than the true fact that I am not interested in men in that way.

Not that there's anything wrong with those who do, of course. Have any of you any idea how long you're to stay this time around? You should stop wasting your time like this, and come have nice conversation with me. After all, you might be leaving tonight! And what a shame it would be if that were true, to have done nothing of value with your time here.

[OoC: Avoid the fact that he killed Penny? Although if you do, it's fine, really, I don't care that much; he'll think you're trolling him some more or some such. NPCs have been bothering him all day, do feel free to continue that~ And in honor of my failure, here's a video that accurately depicts how I've been performing recently. 8D]

Date: 2010-07-11 04:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] and-immortality.livejournal.com
hOw's iT gOIng, yOu sON oF a bITcH?
From: [identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com
[On the one hand, very creepy, suspicious, angry-sounding, hooded creature. On the other hand, 'how's it going' is the best question he's been asked all day.]

Well enough, I suppose. Is there something I can assist you with?
From: [identity profile] and-immortality.livejournal.com
[And not just creepy, suspicious, and angry-sounding, but one whose voice howls with the wails of dying kittens and whose face, should Hammer catch a glimpse of it, will look like the deepest, darkest horrors from his worst nightmares.

And he's drinking a Coke.]


nAh, i jUSt feLT lIKe sAyINg hI. i'VE hEarD a lOT aBoUT yOu, hAMmEr.
From: [identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com
Ah! Well hello, then. And I'm not surprised. I'm quite famous, you know.

Are you from somewhere else? You sound a little- foreign.

Just cokes. 83

Date: 2010-07-11 09:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com
[pause] The one with the chicken?

Delicious cokes.

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Date: 2010-07-11 04:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] disregard-death.livejournal.com
It's going to be one a them days, Laddie. Batten down the hatches.

Date: 2010-07-11 04:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com
Yes, I know. I'm thinking that it would be best to stay inside today, perhaps.

Date: 2010-07-11 05:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] silvernaofficer.livejournal.com
I would tap that. No lie.

Date: 2010-07-11 04:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com
Oh? Well, that's a little rushed, isn't it? I don't even know your name, or what sorts of things you . . . enjoy.

Date: 2010-07-11 06:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] foxypriestess.livejournal.com
But you can learn a lot about someone by asking about their personal life.

Date: 2010-07-11 04:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com
Well that may be true, but there's a limit, wouldn't you day?

Date: 2010-07-13 02:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com
I don't believe I caught your name. Mine is Captain Hammer.

Date: 2010-07-13 03:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] foxypriestess.livejournal.com
Rao. A pleasure, Captain.

Date: 2010-07-13 10:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com
The pleasure is all mine. Where are you from, Rao?

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Date: 2010-07-11 04:11 pm (UTC)

Date: 2010-07-11 04:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com
Oh, wait. Raiden, wasn't it?

Date: 2010-07-12 03:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hatedbyfanboys.livejournal.com
Yeah. I, uh, finally know about the twin you're talking about.

Date: 2010-07-13 02:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com
Ah. You've met, have you?

My apologies. [He is joking. Maybe. Probably. Not.]

Date: 2010-07-13 03:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hatedbyfanboys.livejournal.com
... Yeah. I wish I hadn't of.

Date: 2010-07-13 10:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com
Might I ask what transpired?

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Date: 2010-07-11 03:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] umbreon-blacky.livejournal.com
Image My goodness. Are you the real Captain Hammer?

Date: 2010-07-11 04:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com
The one and only.

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