When you're the best

A curse that I can say I have experienced more than once before. Although not everything is as normal as usual. I've had more than a few visitors asking me about some of my more personal life. Things that aren't true about my preferences. And I shall say that it is no business of yours what women I do what with. And what I definitely do not do or want to do with men, now or in the future. Ever. Perhaps you could try talking to me about yourselves for a while, or something other than the true fact that I am not interested in men in that way.

Not that there's anything wrong with those who do, of course. Have any of you any idea how long you're to stay this time around? You should stop wasting your time like this, and come have nice conversation with me. After all, you might be leaving tonight! And what a shame it would be if that were true, to have done nothing of value with your time here.

[OoC: Avoid the fact that he killed Penny? Although if you do, it's fine, really, I don't care that much; he'll think you're trolling him some more or some such. NPCs have been bothering him all day, do feel free to continue that~ And in honor of my failure, here's a video that accurately depicts how I've been performing recently. 8D]