When you're the best

Greetings, all! I have been informed that this is some sort of forum in which I might discuss certain things to you, the lovely, lovely, innocent onlookers. From what I have heard, there's some sort of lady that's 'playing me'.

Now, I will have you know that no one plays Captain Hammer, but I would just love to hear all of my fans' comments on my many, many interviews here in the City, and would like to know how I can better serve you, and how I can improve. Of course, I'm sure that none of you will be too harsh, but all the same, a superhero speaks for the people, and what the people want, they get.

So if you'd all kindly speak your opinions, and then maybe we'll go out and have some good times between us, huh?

And remember, honesty is best!

While I understand that these statues are very concerning, they are still capable of being defeated.

I have not succeeded with this, so far, but they can be punched. They do not appear to have any reaction, but if they can be harmed, then they can be defeated. I am still unsure as to how they are moving. The physical attacks to seem to dissuade them significantly, so if anyone is in need of my assistance, I shall be happy to grant it.

However, I would not recommend turning your backs on it.

[OoC: He has tried this before. 8| To about just as equal success.]

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Hello again guests to our city. I'm sure that your familiar faces will only hasten to brighten our days even moreso than getting our color back did. And for those whose faces we've never seen before, your faces shall be the face of some sort of happy expression upon our own faces.

Welcome.

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[OoC: Do whatever/say whatever/send whoever! Also watch this, because everyone should watch it. It's amazing and I love him.]

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Yes, this lack of color is quite distressing. I do suppose that all this grey everywhere is a little different than the usual curses. It is, however, quite upsetting for day-to-day activities.

[And then, in a manner that is both dramatic and upbeat, he begins singing.]

Is the sun really shining, can the sky truly be blue,
when there's simply not color, for any to view?
So tough to get around,
with depleted sight and sound.
And it's tough to see the ground,
when there's no color to be found.
But there is hope for us yet, because there's something we can do.
Yes we can reverse this curse, no need to rehearse this task.
If we can get through the barrier once broken, the lack of color shouldn't make us pity-
because pale-ure is not an option, City.

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[OoC: He can't see any colors at all, not yet anyway. I figured he was overdue for a song, but I'm not so happy with this one. Except for that last line. Backdate to Thursday afternoon, thank you~]