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[Voice Post]

Anyone who knew, or has heard of Dr. Horrible, I am happy to report that the villain has left the City. I have but two regrets.

One is that I was not able to sufficiently defeat him that he would halt his actions back in my home world.

And the other is that the deities could not leave the City as well, villains that they are.

[/Voice Post]

[OoC: Link not IC. EAST-COASTERS; I'm glad that there were no reported major injuries from the earthquake, but please be careful with the upcoming hurricane. Turn over any outside tables upside down, and turn chairs on their sides, and get anything else that has the potential to be airborne secured somewhere, inside if possible. Do not go out, do not drive, and keep away from windows if you're further South. Keep provisions at hand, and stock up; cold, pre-prepared food is preferable. I hope that you and your loved ones keep safe.]

Date: 2011-09-13 03:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com
Yes, this is the second time he's been here, isn't it? It's strange, I feel as though I barely remember his first time here.

I am so late, but I am laughing SO HARD AT THIS.

Date: 2011-09-13 03:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com
My, someone is angry.

And what, praytell, is blackrom? [How someone can mispronounce blackrom is a mystery, but he manages it.]
From: [identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com
Ahh. [Hoodlums, he understands now.] And what was that other- vocabulary that you mentioned?
From: [identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com
Excuse me, but my self is not at all loathesome, but for the felons that I defeat. However, yes, 'rivals' is as good a word as any to describe what his incompetent villainousness is to my perfected heroic self.

Date: 2011-09-16 03:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com
[He might seriously be considering that question, but he'll never let Karkat know that.] I don't think that phrasing quite matches up. I enjoy defeating him, and putting him in his rightful place. [Wait for it, there's a dramatic pause here-]

Jail.

[OoC: Probably not. (http://snakesonasora.livejournal.com/8869.html) Also, speaking of fanfiction, today I found out that a homestuck fic that I rather like was co-written by someone named Sire.]

Date: 2011-09-16 03:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] trollsbackwards.livejournal.com
[ ooc: oh my god. /)_(\ a-atleast you like it? ]

Date: 2011-09-16 03:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com
I am the one perpetuating the peace. That's my job as hero. To keep the peace of the city.

[OoC: SO WAIT THAT WAS YOU? One Stormy Night?]

Date: 2011-09-16 04:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com
Why do you keep adding the word 'troll' to things?

[OoC: Oh my god, you get +50 badass points. You do the Karkat side of things? Also, you're doing that making me laugh too hard thing again. Shatner!Hammer this is a brilliant image.]

Date: 2011-09-16 04:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] trollsbackwards.livejournal.com
[ ooc: yes, i write for Karkat + most of the world building. AND SORRY. HAMMER IS SO SHATNER-LIKE ]

Date: 2011-09-16 04:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com
Troll. [Okay, it's the City, you've met- well, you've probably met worse. You don't know, and you have no idea what he looks like. He's got to be better than the aliens. Just- Okay, he's talking about that geek guy from that space nerd thing. Better to get it over here, really as opposed to on the streets.]

I've heard of trolls, but I don't believe that I've ever seen one of- you. Perhaps the video feed is in order for this?

[OoC: Ooooh cool. I like it when AUs think about their world in-depth and you guys do a great job of that! The ranking, the jobs, what the situation is like for everyone. Gils!kat is interesting, and of course the John/Kat is unbearably adorable. ACTUALLY, I ALWAYS COMPARE HIM TO THE CRIMSON CHIN. 8(]

Date: 2011-09-16 04:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] trollsbackwards.livejournal.com
[ okay fine. have a video feed. his voice is still gone, so nothing's said. ]

(( ooc: Zoey makes a really good John! she is very detail oriented so when it comes down to it things have to make sense before we can really continue. even though it's not written in the story, i have an idea of what all of the canon trolls are doing with their lives. 8> the gills? WE JUST WANTED TO HAVE FUN WITH THAT ONE, NOT GOING TO LIE. ))

[Video]

Date: 2011-09-16 04:33 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com
[His first thought is that he thought he'd be taller. And more grotesque. As he takes more of him in, he keeps realizing how much he could almost look human. The grey- not pale, not sickly, just grey skin, the eyes, glaring though they might be, aren't like anything he's ever seen. The teeth and nails are sharp, but that was something he expected. He notices his horns last. They're smaller than they should be on something called a troll, and they shouldn't be so smooth and bright. Hammer has met aliens in the City before, and they were so unlike humans. Whereas this one could very nearly pass for some kid with a bad skin condition and weird hat at first glance, clearly capable of blending and fitting in with humans in a variety of ways.

It was disgusting.

That fact, above any individual trait made his stomach turn. But Hammer was good at smiling, so he has had one plastered on his face for the entire ten seconds that it takes to look at him.]


My, you're certainly a unique species.

[OoC: She makes an adorable John! I just want to pinch his cheeks into forever. Like I do with all Johns, really. And detail-oriented is good! And wow, awesome, you guys mentioned Sollux and- Terezi, I think- but I was curious about the others! You should totally do a chapter of what they're all doing, like, after the story's done, or something. HAHA, WELL, YOU'RE ENTITLED! And it really made the 'ohgod, river, I don't want to cross this shit grumble' scene more awesome.]

permatext

Date: 2011-09-18 12:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] trollsbackwards.livejournal.com
[ ooc: if you ever pop on AIM, I could tell you what I envision o3o ]

Date: 2011-09-20 03:42 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com
And all of your- kind look like you?

[OoC: Oh. Now I might actually have to go on AIM sometimes. I'm super curious about the revolution!]

Date: 2011-09-21 11:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com
[It's comparing itself to humans already.] How- fascinating.

Oh, but my, I don't even know your name! How forgetful of me.

Date: 2011-09-23 03:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] trollsbackwards.livejournal.com
[ asshole. ]

Edited Date: 2011-09-23 03:38 am (UTC)

Date: 2011-09-23 05:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com
Ah. Your name is certainly different, at least. [Whoops that seemed almost happy about that?] I am Captain Hammer.

Date: 2011-09-25 08:48 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com
Ah-hah, what a clever pun.

However the only thing I have in common with hammers is how I hammer villains into submission. And prison.

Date: 2011-09-13 03:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com
Indeed it is. But I shall surely be able to defeat him once I return to my home.

Date: 2011-09-13 05:05 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] greedful-cheat.livejournal.com
Uh huh. Right. Whatever you tell yourself.

Date: 2011-09-16 04:51 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com
It's not merely what I tell myself, but what I know.

[This isn't video, but he's glaring at you. You can't see him, BUT WHO CARES you are getting glared at anyway.]

Date: 2011-09-16 04:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] greedful-cheat.livejournal.com
Don't underestimate that one. Or anyone else. You may be surprised.

[Glare at me, bitch! Kazari trolls harder because of that. And if you're lucky, his glare may be a little more cat-like. Or rather, unlucky at that point.]

Date: 2011-09-16 05:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com
Why, did you get to know him in his brief stint in the City? Whatever he might have claimed about himself, his plans, or even me, he's just a nerd with good PR.

[It's on, jackass! Glaaaare.]

Date: 2011-09-17 04:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] greedful-cheat.livejournal.com
No. But I severely doubt that he's as weak as you think he is. Or rather, you are not as strong as you think you are.

Date: 2011-09-20 03:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com
I severely doubt that you know what you're talking about.

Date: 2011-09-22 02:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] greedful-cheat.livejournal.com
Oh I know what I'm talking about. I think I know a thing about people who desire power. [...whether or not this implies to Hammer or even Horrible doesn't matter. What is the battle of perceived good vs. evil but a battle of power...]

Date: 2011-09-23 04:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com
Oh-ho? And how would you be in possession of such knowledge? Perhaps a first-hand experience?

Date: 2011-09-23 04:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] greedful-cheat.livejournal.com
How would you define first-hand experience?

Date: 2011-09-23 06:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] greedful-cheat.livejournal.com
No, I don't desire power.

Date: 2011-09-23 01:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com
Oh? Then what do you desire?

Date: 2011-09-23 11:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] greedful-cheat.livejournal.com
Completion. Personally my own.

Date: 2011-09-25 01:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com
In and of itself, that isn't such a far-fetched desire.

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