When you're the best

( Inadvertently put on the network )

So, I see that some of you have become quite the authors, eh? Well, definitely one of the more harmless curses, I'll give it that. But some of you might wish to keep your works to yourselves.

[OoC: It reads as anonymous, but is very easily traceable to his device. Strikes visible. I'm giving him the benefit of the doubt and saying this was handwritten; apparently his device has great spellcheck. This may be the greatest thing I've ever written.]

( Private//Off the Network//Not recorded )

Excuse my absence from the network recently. But Penny, my girlfriend, disappeared from the City! I was so nervous, I just couldn't even speak or do anything normally! I am so relieved that she's back. I think everyone needs to welcome her back and help her with anything she needs. Of course, I will be assisting her with all her- projects, and volunteer-y things.

I'm so glad you're back, Penny. You mean so much to me.

[OoC: I'd appreciate if no one were to accidentally open the door mid-speech or whatever. Mood reads as relieved (although the picture for this one's appropriate, ain't it?) and icon is more happy or something. Uhhhh, link in the rant is obvs not IC, and at current time of linking is just Hammer's first comment. I don't know exactly how it's going to pan out, but I know it's not gonna be good for Hammer. :Dv Also, tags tomorrow and sporadic cause moving back into dorm followed by Shabbat. *FAILS FOREVER*]

Ah, you lovely guests again? It seems like just yesterday that we got acquainted. Thank goodness you are back so that I might be graced with your presences.

If I recall correctly, Penny visited me last time, but now she is here, so of course she is my most important guest to have met. But you needn't worry, all of you are very important to meet indeed.

[OoC: CANNOT KNOW ANYTHING PAST HIS POINT IN CANON; I.E. WHEN HE WAS FROZEN. Other than that, hells yeah. To make up for a lack of you saying spoilers, here's the essential part two.]

It’s been quite busy for me this week. In between teaching and fighting crime, it seems that I’ve neglected to remember my birthday! How silly of me.

Ah, but there seems to be a mass influx of arrivals today. Perhaps there can be some manner of celebration anyway.

[OoC: Link not IC, PLEASE NO MENTIONING ANYTHING BEYOND THE FREEZE-RAY FREEZING HIM IN CANON! (i.e. Penny death, pain wimp-ery, Doctor Horrible’s ‘triumph’.) Other than that, go crazy with characters, journals, and backdation.

Speaking of which. Class!]

I recall a time back home, where there was some plan to take over a dedication ceremony the mayor was holding for the Superhero Memorial Bridge. I happened to get a gut feeling about it, and asked the local police force to provide me with extra backup, just so that they'd be able to apprehend the transgressor.

As he was about to fire off some gadget he brought, I picked up an empty car and threw the vehicle at his head, subsequently halting his attack, and things were able to proceed as regularly scheduled.

Funnily enough, I can't remember the perpetrator's identity, but then again, I suppose that if I can't, they really weren't all that worth it to remember.