amansgottadowhat: (Some double fisted action)
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"Citizens, while it may seem tempting to take advantage of these plants, I would advise against it. A kiss stolen against someone's will is scarcely a kiss at all. I shall be outside all day, on the lookout for anyone who gets too . . . "handsy". I will not hesitate to defend innocents from anyone who looks like they have ill intentions." He looks away, dramatically, before turning back, slowly.

"And for anyone that knew her, Penny is gone. I shall be assisting the Welcome Center after this curse is over. Farewell, Penny, you shone like the brass you were named after."

[Video/Action Post]

[OoC: He's not THAT much of a douche . . . possibly. But he IS cursed. Take your chances~?]
amansgottadowhat: (Always depended on the kindness of stran)
Citizens! I am very pleased to see that all of what's been happening seems to have been dying down. Who knew that baked goods could be so helpful? And I do hope that all of you are safe after yesterday. If anyone is in need of assistance, I will, of course, be happy to help.

And speaking of helping! I'm sure you all have noticed these little announcements? And a fabulous job well done to Penny, indeed.

However, I propose another idea to help. Every day we deal with this name, and we always complain about it. I believe it is time for a change! In name, to be specific. It's time for the City to be known by another moniker. What say you? Who comes bearing suggestions?

[OoC: Yeah, we'll see where this goes? Also, in fandom-related news, *rips off moustache* Whedon!]
amansgottadowhat: (There's plenty of me to go around)
Inadvertently put on the network )

So, I see that some of you have become quite the authors, eh? Well, definitely one of the more harmless curses, I'll give it that. But some of you might wish to keep your works to yourselves.

[OoC: It reads as anonymous, but is very easily traceable to his device. Strikes visible. I'm giving him the benefit of the doubt and saying this was handwritten; apparently his device has great spellcheck. This may be the greatest thing I've ever written.]
amansgottadowhat: (Let me tell you what I know)
How strange it is that everyone seems to keep telling me that I was acting odd over the weekend. Surely it was a curse, and yet I can barely remember any of it. I do recall making a promise to Penny concerning baking something, but I apologize, I must take that back. I don't actually do anything of the sort.

Ah, Penny, how I wish- But no. I must be strong, as hard as it is. For her sake!

It's getting to be quite chilly around now, I shouldn't be surprised if it started to snow soon. Ah, how romantic that would be, a white Christmas . . . Ah, Christmas, the season of joy and brotherly love and odd-tasting puddings. I only hope the City reflects this joyous time.

[OoC: I will be backdating that last post, don't worry, I'm just caught up in papers and projects. Also, strike is pathetically hackable- on purpose, at that.]
amansgottadowhat: (Why are you on me?)
Private//Off the Network//Not recorded )

Excuse my absence from the network recently. But Penny, my girlfriend, disappeared from the City! I was so nervous, I just couldn't even speak or do anything normally! I am so relieved that she's back. I think everyone needs to welcome her back and help her with anything she needs. Of course, I will be assisting her with all her- projects, and volunteer-y things.

I'm so glad you're back, Penny. You mean so much to me.

[OoC: I'd appreciate if no one were to accidentally open the door mid-speech or whatever. Mood reads as relieved (although the picture for this one's appropriate, ain't it?) and icon is more happy or something. Uhhhh, link in the rant is obvs not IC, and at current time of linking is just Hammer's first comment. I don't know exactly how it's going to pan out, but I know it's not gonna be good for Hammer. :Dv Also, tags tomorrow and sporadic cause moving back into dorm followed by Shabbat. *FAILS FOREVER*]

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