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[Accidental Video Post]

[Hammer is sitting in his computer chair, and it is pretty obvious how the post was activated, as he is idly drumming his fingers right next to it. He closes his eyes momentarily, and this is looking to be the most boring post ever, until he starts muttering, admittedly loudly,]

Sam? No. But I- I thought we were going to make it work. I- [muttering muttering, silence, he smiles for a few minutes, and then a frown again.]

Bonnie, you know he isn't anything to me, not like you are. But he needs me. You needed me. How could I- you can't make me choose, it's- [muttering, into silence, slightly shorter than the first silence, and then the smile.]

Julie, I- What? No! How could you! You were supposed to be the one, I can't believe- [and with that assertion, he bangs on the table, startling himself out of the stupor.] Whasni? [He shakes his head, waking himself more.]

[The blinking light appears to have been spotted, and he smiles at the camera, reassuringly.]

I do hope that if this is a curse, it isn't unpleasant for anyone, but I can assure you that nothing in your dreams will harm you. But if you would like further assurance, I will be happy to assist you in any manner possible. [And he turns off the feed.]

[/Video Post]

[OoC: Wilson's montage of marriages and divorces! Via daydreaming. 8D btw, Whasni isn't a word, it's just a 'I've just woken up, what's going on' sound.]
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[Voice Post]

Oh, my. I can't seem to find my way out of this forest. I'm ever so nervous about all the creatures that could attack me in here. Isn't there some hero out there that could save me? I'd be ever so grateful to him.
amansgottadowhat: (Guess what these are not)
[Voice Post]

I can't believe that even he would sink so low. When Karrin didn't come, I knew there must have been something wrong. We were to walk through Xanadu. But now, but now-

Our walk through the paaaaaaaaark; destroyed.
A vengeful, hate-filled aaaaaaaaaaact; employed.

I’m inclined, to believe you should be halted,
In my mind, you’ve made our wounds be salted,
I thought that she was late, you took her due to spite,
You couldn’t let it go, after you had lost the fight,
To nab her from the streets, is an unspeakable crime,
You’ve done your spiteful acts for the final time,
After what you wrote last night, it’s clear as day you’ve caused her harm,
This is an awful plight, come everybody; make a fuss, sound the alarm!
And when I find you, felon, I’ll put you in the slammer,
I stand for what’s right, and justice, because I. Am Captain Hammer!


Just you wait. You'll pay for taking her, Doctor Horrible.

[OoC: May I note that unlike Doctor Horrible, he's singing completely consciously? Link not IC. Also, HMD, anyone~?]
amansgottadowhat: (Of course! I'm awesome.)
I recall a time back home, where there was some plan to take over a dedication ceremony the mayor was holding for the Superhero Memorial Bridge. I happened to get a gut feeling about it, and asked the local police force to provide me with extra backup, just so that they'd be able to apprehend the transgressor.

As he was about to fire off some gadget he brought, I picked up an empty car and threw the vehicle at his head, subsequently halting his attack, and things were able to proceed as regularly scheduled.

Funnily enough, I can't remember the perpetrator's identity, but then again, I suppose that if I can't, they really weren't all that worth it to remember.

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