amansgottadowhat: (Guess what these are not)
[Video Post]

[He is looking a little more disheveled than usual, more tired and unhappy. Until he focuses the camera on him, then behind him, to a (once) beautiful Santa Monica scene. And he grins.]

Well, well. It looks like that message about collecting items is working. Only two days and already I'm back home. Obviously not home home, as I still have access to the network and I see many faces of the City- [His face droops a bit for the previously sentence, before perking up at the end of it.] but it's a good effort, I think.

This- [He once again turns the camera towards the scene.] This is Los Angelos, greatest city on Earth, or any other galaxy; and it is mine. These are the streets I clean of crime, this is air that is inhaled with freedom, these are the people filled with such hope and joy- [An ambling man, approaches slowly, and then lets out a RRRRGH. Hammer turns directly towards him, and all you can see from the angle is a fist coming out and punching the rotted face straight through, before the rest of the body falls to the ground, lifeless.]

This is not the LA that I know. [He turns the camera back on him, smile gone, disgust apparent, and as he speaks he tries to non-obviously shake the gore from his hand.] Dilapidated streets they may be, but I still know them better than the back of my hand- the back of my glove. If anyone needs assistance navigating them, along with security, I am at the ready. Merely tell me where you are.

We shall locate gasoline and leave immediately. Hopefully for good.

[/Video Post]
amansgottadowhat: (But mine is the Hammer!)
[Video Post]

[He is standing proudly in front of the camera as he does nearly every time he makes a post. He does look a little less arrogant today, but still full of pride.]

Citizens, I feel that it has been some time since the infestation of the harpies, and yet there is still a lingering threat in the air. It may just be another of their curses, but I am feeling a bit different today. I would not claim to not feel myself, because I am now, and always will be me. Captain Hammer. Superhero.

[As he continues on, a fly buzzes lazily near the top of the video feed, and even it looks bored and unimpressed.]

However, I feel a general uneasiness. I feel it getting closer and closer, until it's so close that I could grab it. [At the word, he snatches the fly from the air. He grins into the camera dramatically, but then he looks down at the floor and nearly jumps back.]

What are you? [He remembers himself for a moment and straightens up.] And what are you doing in my house!? [He reaches over, his eyes betraying his disgust, and turns off the video.]

[/Video Post]

[OoC: Power switched with Antimony Carver from Gunnerkrigg Court!]
amansgottadowhat: (Always depended on the kindness of stran)
Citizens! I am very pleased to see that all of what's been happening seems to have been dying down. Who knew that baked goods could be so helpful? And I do hope that all of you are safe after yesterday. If anyone is in need of assistance, I will, of course, be happy to help.

And speaking of helping! I'm sure you all have noticed these little announcements? And a fabulous job well done to Penny, indeed.

However, I propose another idea to help. Every day we deal with this name, and we always complain about it. I believe it is time for a change! In name, to be specific. It's time for the City to be known by another moniker. What say you? Who comes bearing suggestions?

[OoC: Yeah, we'll see where this goes? Also, in fandom-related news, *rips off moustache* Whedon!]

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