amansgottadowhat: (Guess what these are not)
[Voice Post]

I can't believe that even he would sink so low. When Karrin didn't come, I knew there must have been something wrong. We were to walk through Xanadu. But now, but now-

Our walk through the paaaaaaaaark; destroyed.
A vengeful, hate-filled aaaaaaaaaaact; employed.

I’m inclined, to believe you should be halted,
In my mind, you’ve made our wounds be salted,
I thought that she was late, you took her due to spite,
You couldn’t let it go, after you had lost the fight,
To nab her from the streets, is an unspeakable crime,
You’ve done your spiteful acts for the final time,
After what you wrote last night, it’s clear as day you’ve caused her harm,
This is an awful plight, come everybody; make a fuss, sound the alarm!
And when I find you, felon, I’ll put you in the slammer,
I stand for what’s right, and justice, because I. Am Captain Hammer!


Just you wait. You'll pay for taking her, Doctor Horrible.

[OoC: May I note that unlike Doctor Horrible, he's singing completely consciously? Link not IC. Also, HMD, anyone~?]
amansgottadowhat: (Of course! I'm awesome.)
I recall a time back home, where there was some plan to take over a dedication ceremony the mayor was holding for the Superhero Memorial Bridge. I happened to get a gut feeling about it, and asked the local police force to provide me with extra backup, just so that they'd be able to apprehend the transgressor.

As he was about to fire off some gadget he brought, I picked up an empty car and threw the vehicle at his head, subsequently halting his attack, and things were able to proceed as regularly scheduled.

Funnily enough, I can't remember the perpetrator's identity, but then again, I suppose that if I can't, they really weren't all that worth it to remember.
amansgottadowhat: (My lovely operatic voice)
[Accidental Voice Post]

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!


Ah-hah hah . . . So, Mayor, how was tha- youuuuu aren’t here anymore, are you? Penny? Adoring fans? Smelly guy? Where’d you all go? And how did you bring the auditorium with you?

This place doesn’t look familiar at all. But never fear, good citizens! For I, Captain Hammer, am here to save you all from any danger that you might be in! And then after that’s done, I can go back to the dedication and look at my handsome, heroic self in the form of a rock.

. . . The rock is shaped like me; it’s a statue.

But for now, I’ll stand down from my podium, in order to see each of your individual faces more clearly, so that you may all become closer to me, Captain Hammer.

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