34-Needs more hot ladies, needs less yaoi-fans

[amansgottadowhat]

A curse that I can say I have experienced more than once before. Although not everything is as normal as usual. I've had more than a few visitors asking me about some of my more personal life. Things that aren't true about my preferences. And I shall say that it is no business of yours what women I do what with. And what I definitely do not do or want to do with men, now or in the future. Ever. Perhaps you could try talking to me about yourselves for a while, or something other than the true fact that I am not interested in men in that way.

Not that there's anything wrong with those who do, of course. Have any of you any idea how long you're to stay this time around? You should stop wasting your time like this, and come have nice conversation with me. After all, you might be leaving tonight! And what a shame it would be if that were true, to have done nothing of value with your time here.

[OoC: Avoid the fact that he killed Penny? Although if you do, it's fine, really, I don't care that much; he'll think you're trolling him some more or some such. NPCs have been bothering him all day, do feel free to continue that~ And in honor of my failure, here's a video that accurately depicts how I've been performing recently. 8D]

Comments

[and-immortality.livejournal.com]

hOw's iT gOIng, yOu sON oF a bITcH?

FFFF. D: This is sort of sad. But LEAVE HIS MOTHER OUT OF THIS.

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

[On the one hand, very creepy, suspicious, angry-sounding, hooded creature. On the other hand, 'how's it going' is the best question he's been asked all day.]

Well enough, I suppose. Is there something I can assist you with?

That was a very friendly "you son of a bitch", I'll have you know

[and-immortality.livejournal.com]

[And not just creepy, suspicious, and angry-sounding, but one whose voice howls with the wails of dying kittens and whose face, should Hammer catch a glimpse of it, will look like the deepest, darkest horrors from his worst nightmares.

And he's drinking a Coke.]

nAh, i jUSt feLT lIKe sAyINg hI. i'VE hEarD a lOT aBoUT yOu, hAMmEr.

Fine, then his mother can stay, but wtf about the kittens? Death LIKES cats.

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Ah! Well hello, then. And I'm not surprised. I'm quite famous, you know.

Are you from somewhere else? You sound a little- foreign.

No kittens were harmed in the creation of the Doomy Spectre Voice (tm).

[and-immortality.livejournal.com]

i'M yOUr wOrST niGHtMaRe.

Just cokes. 83

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

[pause] The one with the chicken?

[disregard-death.livejournal.com]

It's going to be one a them days, Laddie. Batten down the hatches.

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Yes, I know. I'm thinking that it would be best to stay inside today, perhaps.

[silvernaofficer.livejournal.com]

I would tap that. No lie.

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Oh? Well, that's a little rushed, isn't it? I don't even know your name, or what sorts of things you . . . enjoy.

[foxypriestess.livejournal.com]

But you can learn a lot about someone by asking about their personal life.

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Well that may be true, but there's a limit, wouldn't you day?

[foxypriestess.livejournal.com]

Maybe...

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

I don't believe I caught your name. Mine is Captain Hammer.

[foxypriestess.livejournal.com]

Rao. A pleasure, Captain.

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

The pleasure is all mine. Where are you from, Rao?

[hatedbyfanboys.livejournal.com]

...

1/2

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

You-

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Oh, wait. Raiden, wasn't it?

[hatedbyfanboys.livejournal.com]

Yeah. I, uh, finally know about the twin you're talking about.

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Ah. You've met, have you?

My apologies. [He is joking. Maybe. Probably. Not.]

[hatedbyfanboys.livejournal.com]

... Yeah. I wish I hadn't of.

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Might I ask what transpired?

[umbreon-blacky.livejournal.com]

My goodness. Are you the real Captain Hammer?

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

The one and only.