16-Millions of ladies, ladies for meee~

[amansgottadowhat]

Ah, our usual visitors again. You are, indeed, here longer than times past. A lucky thing, to be sure.

I'm just oh so flattered that you'd take time out of your busy schedule to come and visit me. It's so nice of you all. If you'd care for a drink or something or a place to rest your feet, I'm sure that the visitor's center wouldn't have a problem with accommodating you.

It's run by my wonderful girlfriend Penny. Yes, yes, I understand some of you are very disappointed, but it is true that I am taken by Penny. But the least I could do for you is to escort you there, I suppose.

[OoC: No telling him of what happens after he's un-frozen. As is tradition for me, here is an amusing link for you all.]

Comments

HE IS SECRETLY DISAPPOINTED.

[hidesinrestroom.livejournal.com]

Penny's your girlfriend?

I HAVE BEEN NOT-SO-SECRETLY LOLING AT THIS. Also, post for Hiiragi.

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Yes, she is. Do you know her?

I will. XD

[hidesinrestroom.livejournal.com]

Yes. I'm staying at the welcome center.

[ohsoboring.livejournal.com]

Penny's not really his girlfriend, Raikov. Don't worry.

While you're both here... who would win in a fight between you two? I know Hammer's stronger, but Raikov fights dirty.

[hidesinrestroom.livejournal.com]

Mm.. it depends. And who says I fight dirty?

[ohsoboring.livejournal.com]

I know things, Raikov. Oh, the things I know.

I know, for example, that you're kind of a jerk, but I'd hug you anyway. Maybe it's the uniform.

[hidesinrestroom.livejournal.com]

Do you now?

And who doesn't love the uniform?

[ohsoboring.livejournal.com]

Mm hm.

Hey. Hey. Uniform back on. Hammer has about twice as many muscles as you, anyway and maybe more if you count the ones in his head.

[hidesinrestroom.livejournal.com]

I'd like to see more of them.

[ohsoboring.livejournal.com]

You're breaking my brain. That's my job.

To break your brain, I mean, not mine. Although I'm better at breaking mine. Whatever.

[hidesinrestroom.livejournal.com]

I'm just being honest.

NOT HERE NOT HERE AT ALL OMG WUT

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

[but he is taking such notice of this, and if he doesn't convince himself that he's just pulling Veda's leg, or his memory of this doesn't fade by tomorrow, then Raikov is getting spoken to SO. MUCH. LESS.]

NOT HERE EITHER.

[ohsoboring.livejournal.com]

[But come on! It's so shippable! *is shot*]

NOT HERE AS WELL

[hidesinrestroom.livejournal.com]

[IT IS. Raikov'll convert Hammer over to the dark side.]

LIKE THIS WOULD BE HERE.

[bakurakrazie.livejournal.com]

[*is not saying anything about agreeing nor disagreeing* :x]

sdkajfhlkjh WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

My apologies, but I am unsure on how you'd be able to make such a statement with such certainty.

Messing with him? :3 It's not hard. ;-;

[ohsoboring.livejournal.com]

Magic. I'd explain, but it'd break your head.

Whether or not it's hard is not the point! Also, SPEAKING of hard . . . >3

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Magic, eh? It's come a far cry from pulling rabbits out of hats, then.

Will tag him tomorrow~ /o/

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Oh, how lovely, then! Perhaps we shall see each other more often, then.

<3

[hidesinrestroom.livejournal.com]

I certainly hope so.

[xukty.livejournal.com]

C-captain Hammer?

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Yes. It is I! Captain Hammer!

[xukty.livejournal.com]

Oh my god. You're such a jerk and I hate you, but you're Captain Hammer...

[ooc: S-sob I have to go. Do you backdate?]

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Is something the matter?

[OoC: I am a backdation whore. Always. ♥ Also, ilu XD that strike, omg.]

[xukty.livejournal.com]

N-no, nothing! Nothing at all.

...may I have your autograph?

[ooc: I'm being honest here. |D I hate Captain Hammer and at the same time, well, he's CAPTAIN HAMMER OMG also good god why does 4th wall day always drain me so. I'm actually glad for my small hiatus this week.]

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Of course you may! Who am I making it out to?

[OoC: lulz. I know the feeling. Half the time when I'm playing him, I'm screaming at him for being a douche. Haha, yeah, I know what you mean.]

[xukty.livejournal.com]

Rime. My name is Rime.

[ooc: Every time I watch his canon I just want to punch him. Hard. |D]

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Rime, then. [as he's scribbling out some cheesey sap on a photo- he always keeps a stack handy, after all] How long have you been a fan of mine, Rime?

[OoC: His one redeeming quality is that he has the best line of the canon. :3]

[confesssss.livejournal.com]

Hiya! I, uhh, met you last time I was here. Remember me?

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Of course. How could I forget such a visit?

[confesssss.livejournal.com]

Did you already have a girlfriend that last time?

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Yes, she is my very long-term girlfriend that I have happily been with since before I came into the City.

[mollypocket.livejournal.com]

My grandma thinks your hot.

Okay, that statement+that icon=cannot tag from dying of laughter

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

I- Oh. Well, that's very nice of her.

[hushed-observer.livejournal.com]

They have been here longer..

I'm not sure if that's very lucky though..they always say odd things.

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Oh, well that just depends on your visitors. I do see the occasional odd sentiment, but they're quite nice underneath it all.

[hushed-observer.livejournal.com]

Really?

I've had some people tell me odd things..but I suppose they have been nice about it.

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

If it's anything you need protecting from, you may feel free to call me.

[hushed-observer.livejournal.com]

Thank you..

I've been alright lately with these curses..I just hope it stays like that. Have things been alright for you as well?

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Things have been well for me. Thank you for asking.

[hushed-observer.livejournal.com]

That is good to hear then.