26- Goy Vey

[amansgottadowhat]

I have known many a Jew back home over the course of my life. From what I gather of this holiday that they have, what's upcoming is not pretty. There is much talk about these sheep roaming around and what needs to be done in order to protect oneself.

I, of course, would not be participating, as I don't believe in any of this, but as a hero, if any of you so desire to be shielded by the so-called protection of the blood, I will do it, and allow you to hold lodging in my apartment. Just say the word, and it shall be done.

[OoC: For the love of god, someone please stop him from literally tearing open a sheep. He is seriously freaking out on the inside.]

Comments

[2ndnightshift.livejournal.com]

Passover is also relevant to Christians. Not a full out holiday, but hey.

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Ah, yes, well, of course. But it's the Jews that have helped me find the true meaning of Passover. Those didn't stay until the morning because they couldn't eat bread or something.

[OoC: Is it? I mean, aside from a brief retelling somewhere.]

[rumblelina.livejournal.com]

DO OR DIE~

1/2

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

[kdjhfdsklj INNER FREAK OUT!]

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

That is indeed what I intend to do, madam.

Do, that is.

[adrastus.livejournal.com]

e SP e ciA l giFT

t O a N d fr om

c i t y

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

And you are? You do not seem like any of the other deities I have seen around.

[hidesinrestroom.livejournal.com]

[just chuckles]

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Am I to believe you take some form of pleasure from sheep in some manner?

[hidesinrestroom.livejournal.com]

No, I find you amusing.

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Oh. Wonderful. Dare I ask why?

[hidesinrestroom.livejournal.com]

Being such a hero.

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Well, yes, alright.

[hidesinrestroom.livejournal.com]

But what if no one requests your assistance? You're still not going to mark your doorway?

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

[pondering over this quite a bit before] Well, I've already gotten one or two that need this sort of protection, despite their reluctance at the idea.

[hidesinrestroom.livejournal.com]

I see...

If you decide not to help them, you can stay at my place. ♥ I've already marked my door.

[mechanicalmice.livejournal.com]

[SO. MANY. GIGGLES. ON MOUSE'S END.]

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

[SO. MUCH. HATRED. HATE. HATE!] May I help you, madam?

[kirinofen.livejournal.com]

N-No! Don't hurt them!

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't for myself, but for the citizens that need it is another story.

Do you suggest another way to ease their discomfort?

late, sorry! busy weekend/week. :(

[kirinofen.livejournal.com]

Still! They can go to Xanadu instead! The plagues haven't touched it so it's safe. So don't hurt them.

[horrible-penny.livejournal.com]

Leave the sheep alone. I will come over there and save the poor thing.

The garden's supposed to be safe, Hammer. Maybe you could try to get people to go there?

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Well, I don't have any specific one in mind, really-

Is it? Where did you hear this from?

[horrible-penny.livejournal.com]

Doesn't matter! Just leave them alone, please?

The network? The curses aren't making anything happen in the garden so a bunch of people're staying there. I don't know if it's really as safe as it seems, but it's better than killing sheep.

[hushed-observer.livejournal.com]

But the sheep!..they're so innocent.

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

As are so many of the helpless citizens. What would you have me do about them?

[hushed-observer.livejournal.com]

I'm...I'm not sure..

is there no other way to protect them? No safe place to go to in the City?

[disregard-death.livejournal.com]

OI! ye dun need ta kill nothing, Laddie. Just a nick or somethin. And knowin tha city, I wouldn't think much of it caring how you do yer kneelin.