26- Goy Vey

[amansgottadowhat]

I have known many a Jew back home over the course of my life. From what I gather of this holiday that they have, what's upcoming is not pretty. There is much talk about these sheep roaming around and what needs to be done in order to protect oneself.

I, of course, would not be participating, as I don't believe in any of this, but as a hero, if any of you so desire to be shielded by the so-called protection of the blood, I will do it, and allow you to hold lodging in my apartment. Just say the word, and it shall be done.

[OoC: For the love of god, someone please stop him from literally tearing open a sheep. He is seriously freaking out on the inside.]

Comments

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Am I to believe you take some form of pleasure from sheep in some manner?

[hidesinrestroom.livejournal.com]

No, I find you amusing.

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Oh. Wonderful. Dare I ask why?

[hidesinrestroom.livejournal.com]

Being such a hero.

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Well, yes, alright.

[hidesinrestroom.livejournal.com]

But what if no one requests your assistance? You're still not going to mark your doorway?

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

[pondering over this quite a bit before] Well, I've already gotten one or two that need this sort of protection, despite their reluctance at the idea.

[hidesinrestroom.livejournal.com]

I see...

If you decide not to help them, you can stay at my place. ♥ I've already marked my door.