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amansgottadowhat) wrote2011-03-20 12:30 am
amansgottadowhat) wrote2011-03-20 12:30 am
46-I'm not a hero, but I'm, like, totally super!
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The feed comes on, and- well, it kind of looks like Hammer, but there are noticable differences. Like the outfit, for one, which isn't her usually attire. Oh, and the fact that you just subconsciously used the pronoun 'her'. Because those are most definitely a set of breasts. While the top that 'Hammer' is wearing isn't exactly skimpy, it's certainly not quite covering all. When Hammer speaks, it is in a female, somewhat squeaky voice that seems to imply the the speaker is better than you.
"So, like, I don't know what's going on, but there's totally something weird going on. And I don't know where my guys've gone? But, like, I was totally supposed to meet a group at the Cafe earlier today? And, like, they didn't show. And no one shows me up. Well, at least, they never have before. Unless it's got to do with the curse? Which I'm assuming it is? Because that's, like, totally got to be the only explanation." Hair flip.
"So, anyway, I'm totally free now. If any of you cuties want to take me out to make up for this afternoon."
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[OoC: Haha, I am a bitch. Also, this is late because of Purim. Woo, celebration! Also, her name is totally Naila. I looked it up, it's Arabic, and while it's pronounced Nah-ee-lah, she'll be pronouncing it Nail-a. Because she would-a like-a to nail-a you. And Hammer's pretty politically incorrect as a guy, anyway. So apparently that and his promiscuity is staying! Also, if your character knows him, I'm playing him as though they're meeting for the first time, on his part.]
The feed comes on, and- well, it kind of looks like Hammer, but there are noticable differences. Like the outfit, for one, which isn't her usually attire. Oh, and the fact that you just subconsciously used the pronoun 'her'. Because those are most definitely a set of breasts. While the top that 'Hammer' is wearing isn't exactly skimpy, it's certainly not quite covering all. When Hammer speaks, it is in a female, somewhat squeaky voice that seems to imply the the speaker is better than you.
"So, like, I don't know what's going on, but there's totally something weird going on. And I don't know where my guys've gone? But, like, I was totally supposed to meet a group at the Cafe earlier today? And, like, they didn't show. And no one shows me up. Well, at least, they never have before. Unless it's got to do with the curse? Which I'm assuming it is? Because that's, like, totally got to be the only explanation." Hair flip.
"So, anyway, I'm totally free now. If any of you cuties want to take me out to make up for this afternoon."
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[OoC: Haha, I am a bitch. Also, this is late because of Purim. Woo, celebration! Also, her name is totally Naila. I looked it up, it's Arabic, and while it's pronounced Nah-ee-lah, she'll be pronouncing it Nail-a. Because she would-a like-a to nail-a you. And Hammer's pretty politically incorrect as a guy, anyway. So apparently that and his promiscuity is staying! Also, if your character knows him, I'm playing him as though they're meeting for the first time, on his part.]
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Hmmm.
[Meh. Why not.]
The Fire Nation.
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Um, no, really.
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I only have one more thing to add.
[Disconnects call.]