amansgottadowhat | 52- And all of us are very special in our own ways; some more than others

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[He is in a scout's hat, and positively bursting at the seams.]

Alright, children, now today we have a new friendly face to add to our group, the? [One or two of the kids mumble something, Hammer saying it with them.] Chipper Cheerful Children, that's right! Now, he's going to be here for the rest of the summer, so let's give him our Chipper Cheerful Cheer!

[Hammer steps aside to reveal Nathan, who has been making faces that do not imply 'friendly', and the group gives a smattering of claps, about three each.]

So, welcome, Nathan! I'm sure you'll enjoy being a part of our group as much as we'll enjoy having you be a part of our group. Now, who's ready for arts and crafts?!

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[OoC: Cursed as a terribly cheerful counselor that just wants to bake a cake of happiness and sunshine and feed it to everyone. Also, he has normal-human strength, because I'm not having him kill anyone accidentally. His kids are middle school age, which means they're not as impressed as younger kids, and twice as nasty as older kids. 8)

immortaltwat is the CIT of the group, or assistant counselor for parole purposes.

CAMP ANAWANNA.]

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No, I'm pretty sure none of the other counselors are this... excited over everything.

[ooc; ignore the fact that I had a Greeed-based icon up last post. I swore I had picked a human icon...]

No, no. They probably haven't reached that emotional point to desire rebelling against him.

Even more-so, I would imagine.

Will he be the one to assign bathroom duty?

Well, they don't need to. They've got me here now.

Of course! Me and these kids are going to be best of friends. It won't be long before they start following me to the toilet and copying my macaroni art.

...then start the rebellion quickly. I don't know how much longer those kids can listen to this man. How much longer I can listen to him...

Hey. Buddy. Guess what? You don't have to listen to him.

I, on the other hand, do. So, I think I'll be the one choosing when the rebellion begins. Not you.

So? I'll still be able to imagine it. Plus why would I let anyone else suffer under this torture? [a quick clearing of the throat] Anyway, I just want to have some fun causing some amusement with him.

You'll be able to imagine it whether he's doing it or not.

How were you planning on getting entertainment out of this guy, anyway? Guy's got a permanent smile attached to his face. It's like looking at a clown with botox, or something.

A little bondage. A gag, a good piece of robe. Leave him somewhere where he'll be eventually saved, but we can ignore him for a hour or four.

Call me old fashioned, but I kind of like to keep my bondage to the sack. I was thinking more along the lines of how long it'd take me to give him a nervous breakdown.

That's not old fashioned, that's just being kinky... not that there's any problem with that.

A nervous breakdown though? Huh. That could be interesting. He certainly seems attached to this job. Make him look inept. No... Make him think he himself is inept at this job.

Are you hitting on me? No offence, man, but I'm going to have to turn you down. Even in this sorry excuse for a shit heap I'm getting enough pussy that I'm not tempted over to the dark side.

Hey. Who do you think you're talking to? I'm practically an expert in this area. Do you know how many nervous breakdown's I've caused? A lot. That's how many.

If I was hitting on you, it would be a lot more obvious. When I have my desires, I go for it almost without question. As I said, there's nothing wrong with that type of behavior in the bedroom. I had no other intention behind my words than that.

Very nice. I couldn't have asked for a better partner in this enterprise then. You're not the only one who's toyed with someone for the desired effect before.

I do apologize, of course I'd never want to do anything to undermine your authority, and I trust you, but unfortunately I must adhere to the regulations of this place-

Well, that may be true. But they've had tiring days. It's been quite hectic around here recently, for some reason. But you'll never hear me say a bad word about them. They're all very friendly, outgoing, and child-oriented, they're just under stress, and they all excel in their own individual ways.

[OoC: Haha, I just imagine whatever form is currently being used applies to all icons- I play a werewolf, I only have two wolf icons, I understand completely.]

I'm not sure I understand.

I understand that not everyone is so inclined towards children, but rest assured that not all of them are so alike. There are many who are quite conversational and intelligent!

But I thought the whole point of me being here was to gain a little respect. Learn about responsibility.

If I don't learn that soon... I'm going to be living a life of crime again in no time.

You know, they have a word for that. I believe it's rape. And I'm pretty sure it's usually considered illegal, bedroom or not.

Who says you get to be my partner? He's my counsellor. You want to share, you give me something more interesting than tying him up and leaving him for a few hours.

...then why haven't you lost that enthusiasm? You must have been working the same long hectic days as the others... [There is a implied, but not outright obvious "...unless you haven't" tacked on to the end of his words]

[ooc; Hah. I'll keep that in mind when I rp with you for now on. The only problem is that his human form and his Greeed form theoretically have the same amount of screen time and therefore I should have good icons for both. Plus while they are the same, the human form is a disguise and the Greeed is the true him. They are two separate identities in some ways for him a la Clark Kent and Superman. They shouldn't mix unless he's dropping the masquerade to go on in for the ~~win~~ Yummy.]

Rape? No. My partners are willing. I wouldn't desire them if they weren't.

Share? Do you really want the relevant authorities to realize who did what? I'm trying to think of activities which won't directly lead back to the perpetrator. If you want something more fun, then start thinking about the potential repercussions that could develop.

That's what they all say.

Like I care. Repercussions are the whole reason I'm here in the first place.

Trust me. I would know. If they don't desire me, I have no reason to desire them.

Oh? Then we could do something more amusing. Push him off a cliff. Tie him up, throw him on a boat and leave him in the middle of the lake. Put a little bait on him, and let him outrun some of the nearby fauna. While mundane, you could throw him into poison ivy. Feed him some of the more poisonous pieces of flora in the forest. So many more possibilities.

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trust me, chronic destroyer of my own native language, I understand.

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Ah-hah. Thank you. What's your native language, btw?

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English. I have a bad tendency to drop tense endings like woah when writing, among other things.

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