amansgottadowhat | 52- And all of us are very special in our own ways; some more than others

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[He is in a scout's hat, and positively bursting at the seams.]

Alright, children, now today we have a new friendly face to add to our group, the? [One or two of the kids mumble something, Hammer saying it with them.] Chipper Cheerful Children, that's right! Now, he's going to be here for the rest of the summer, so let's give him our Chipper Cheerful Cheer!

[Hammer steps aside to reveal Nathan, who has been making faces that do not imply 'friendly', and the group gives a smattering of claps, about three each.]

So, welcome, Nathan! I'm sure you'll enjoy being a part of our group as much as we'll enjoy having you be a part of our group. Now, who's ready for arts and crafts?!

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[OoC: Cursed as a terribly cheerful counselor that just wants to bake a cake of happiness and sunshine and feed it to everyone. Also, he has normal-human strength, because I'm not having him kill anyone accidentally. His kids are middle school age, which means they're not as impressed as younger kids, and twice as nasty as older kids. 8)

immortaltwat is the CIT of the group, or assistant counselor for parole purposes.

CAMP ANAWANNA.]

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Call me old fashioned, but I kind of like to keep my bondage to the sack. I was thinking more along the lines of how long it'd take me to give him a nervous breakdown.

That's not old fashioned, that's just being kinky... not that there's any problem with that.

A nervous breakdown though? Huh. That could be interesting. He certainly seems attached to this job. Make him look inept. No... Make him think he himself is inept at this job.

Are you hitting on me? No offence, man, but I'm going to have to turn you down. Even in this sorry excuse for a shit heap I'm getting enough pussy that I'm not tempted over to the dark side.

Hey. Who do you think you're talking to? I'm practically an expert in this area. Do you know how many nervous breakdown's I've caused? A lot. That's how many.

If I was hitting on you, it would be a lot more obvious. When I have my desires, I go for it almost without question. As I said, there's nothing wrong with that type of behavior in the bedroom. I had no other intention behind my words than that.

Very nice. I couldn't have asked for a better partner in this enterprise then. You're not the only one who's toyed with someone for the desired effect before.

You know, they have a word for that. I believe it's rape. And I'm pretty sure it's usually considered illegal, bedroom or not.

Who says you get to be my partner? He's my counsellor. You want to share, you give me something more interesting than tying him up and leaving him for a few hours.

Rape? No. My partners are willing. I wouldn't desire them if they weren't.

Share? Do you really want the relevant authorities to realize who did what? I'm trying to think of activities which won't directly lead back to the perpetrator. If you want something more fun, then start thinking about the potential repercussions that could develop.

That's what they all say.

Like I care. Repercussions are the whole reason I'm here in the first place.

Trust me. I would know. If they don't desire me, I have no reason to desire them.

Oh? Then we could do something more amusing. Push him off a cliff. Tie him up, throw him on a boat and leave him in the middle of the lake. Put a little bait on him, and let him outrun some of the nearby fauna. While mundane, you could throw him into poison ivy. Feed him some of the more poisonous pieces of flora in the forest. So many more possibilities.

Whatever. [He's interrupted by an abrupt coughing fit, during which he sounds suspiciously like he might be saying freak.]

Are you completely insane? What is wrong with you? Out of all of those, only one isn't total batshit.

If one can question their sanity, does that not make them sane?

...Even so, even the most batshit of plans can be very effective.

~~[Silly humans and their preoccupation with sanity.]~~

Not really, no.

[He pulls a face.] You know what? Let's forget what I said about repercussions. I do care about them. Do you know what they do to guys like me in prison?

52- And all of us are very special in our own ways; some more than others

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