amansgottadowhat | 52- And all of us are very special in our own ways; some more than others

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[He is in a scout's hat, and positively bursting at the seams.]

Alright, children, now today we have a new friendly face to add to our group, the? [One or two of the kids mumble something, Hammer saying it with them.] Chipper Cheerful Children, that's right! Now, he's going to be here for the rest of the summer, so let's give him our Chipper Cheerful Cheer!

[Hammer steps aside to reveal Nathan, who has been making faces that do not imply 'friendly', and the group gives a smattering of claps, about three each.]

So, welcome, Nathan! I'm sure you'll enjoy being a part of our group as much as we'll enjoy having you be a part of our group. Now, who's ready for arts and crafts?!

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[OoC: Cursed as a terribly cheerful counselor that just wants to bake a cake of happiness and sunshine and feed it to everyone. Also, he has normal-human strength, because I'm not having him kill anyone accidentally. His kids are middle school age, which means they're not as impressed as younger kids, and twice as nasty as older kids. 8)

immortaltwat is the CIT of the group, or assistant counselor for parole purposes.

CAMP ANAWANNA.]

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You know, I think I may actually kill myself before summer's out.

Really? Really?

[Still smiling. Like a deranged person. Which, you know, he probably is.

Saya's good at this.] Oh, nonsense. With my help, you'll be able to navigate these woods like you would a sidewalk!

Ah, I didn't realize that this thing was one, but- Yes, do you know him? He promises to be a wonderful assistant.

Him. Not really. I was talking more about your... exuberance.

He seems very friendly.

Way fucking special.

And then I'll be able to help these dear, wonderful children navigate it.

[By which he means take them and leave them there.]

I've been asking the same thing all morning.

Almost as friendly as these kids!

Hey, watch who you're calling special!

Okay how about normal-impaired?

I don't know. That kind of sounds like the same thing.

Thanks for the obvious, captain.

Then no. Captain I can accept, though.

What were you gonna get time for anyway?

Why haven't these kids rebelled and tied him already?

Because they're retarded and can't think of anything for themselves.

Oh, you know. I slaughtered a bunch of children on their way home from school. They thought since I'd ended the lives of so many before they'd really begun, sending me up here to help and inspire might be a fitting punishment.

Ah, you are impressed? It's nothing, really. I just do what I can to make these kids have the best summer that they can. I'm no different than any other counselor.

Well, you'll need to attain counselor status first, but I have the utmost confidence in you that you'll ascend the hierarchy with great haste!

Oh, he is. I can tell already that he shall be a great help to our group.

Indeed, that they are, and so precocious! [Lightly chiding voice] But do watch your language around the children.

No way man the kids are all yours I'm not gonna hang around any fuckin' kids.

What, you mean you don't see me as your equal?

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52- And all of us are very special in our own ways; some more than others

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Is he a camper, a counselor, or just his usual self?

Usual self, but he's playing along with the curse as the troll he is.

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which reminds me I need breakfast...

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if it makes you feel better, I still haven't had a proper dinner yet

probably wouldn't have, but breakfast definitely did! XD

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Usual self, yep. Also, damnit, *this thing was ON, not one, wtf?

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