amansgottadowhat: (Punching in the face of justice!)
Captain Hammer ([personal profile] amansgottadowhat) wrote2011-07-06 05:41 pm

54-Alright, but, even so, it's still pretty cool, right?

[Text Post]

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[Voice Post]

[There seems to be a fan on or wind in the background, as there's a constant whooshing sound.]

My apologies, [Whoosh.] I can't seem, [Whoosh.] to get a handle, [Whoosh.] on my network device, [Whoosh.] today. [Whoosh.] Allow me, [Whoosh.] to attempt, [Whoosh.] video. [WHOOSH.]

[After a few more moments of whooshing, there's also a slamming sound and the video turns on.]

[Video Post]

[And the reason for the whooshing is evident. He is in a constant state of punching; left, right, left, right. Currently he's punching the air, but then as he begins speaking, he turns to punch a pillow instead, the entire. Time. He's speaking.]

It appears that while, in some manner, my journey yesterday was successful, it did not exactly yield to the desired results. Some might say that it backfired on me. I am trying to contain myself to me apartment so that I do not accidentally inflict pain on any of you. From what I managed to see from the network, it appears that I am not the only one that has this problem today. Let it be said that I apologize for what's afflicting so many of you.

However, I must say, I really gave her a good one.

[/Video Post]

[OoC: He's in his apartment, but let him have it for daring to punch a deity.]

[identity profile] sings4dragons.livejournal.com 2011-07-06 10:09 pm (UTC)(link)
This silliness is your doing?

Please assume that all responses are video- with him punching all the while.

[identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com 2011-07-07 12:03 am (UTC)(link)
I am the one that caused the deities to lash out on the rest of the citizens, I'm sorry to say, yes. I do hope it hasn't inconvenienced anyone else too much.

She's going to facepalm at him.

[identity profile] sings4dragons.livejournal.com 2011-07-07 12:08 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, not at all. It's rather common for everyone to be hitting each other.

I can't imagine why. Also- is that a new, older PB that I spy?

[identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com 2011-07-08 11:42 pm (UTC)(link)
I merely meant that I hoped that no one was as inflicted as I appear to be- and that not so many people were affected.

I do sincerely apologize. Have you been staying away from the brawls?

It is indeed! She spent several years back on Pern during her hiatus

[identity profile] sings4dragons.livejournal.com 2011-07-08 11:45 pm (UTC)(link)
I've endured a few swings, but none of them connected, thankfully.

Oooh, I see. Cool!

[identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com 2011-07-12 03:51 am (UTC)(link)
I am glad of that, then.
lookjustlike: (hulkling look)

[personal profile] lookjustlike 2011-07-07 01:56 am (UTC)(link)
You punched a deity! Why did you punch a deity? What made any of this seem like a punchable problem?

[identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com 2011-07-08 11:44 pm (UTC)(link)
I had a momentary lapse of sense- left over, undoubtedly, from the previous day's curse- and thought to defeat them as I do every other villain.
lookjustlike: (iced coffee)

[personal profile] lookjustlike 2011-07-09 12:39 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe you should work on your anger management.

[identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com 2011-07-12 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
I'm certain that I shall be able to control myself adequately.

[identity profile] brokemysmolder.livejournal.com 2011-07-09 12:09 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah. Real smart move there, buddy.

[identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com 2011-07-12 03:54 am (UTC)(link)
I am sorry for the inconvenience this may have caused you.

[identity profile] brokemysmolder.livejournal.com 2011-07-16 02:26 am (UTC)(link)
As well you should be. It was very thoughtless of you.

[identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com 2011-08-01 10:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes. I shall be sure to consider all the consequences of my actions in the future.

[ t e x t ]

[identity profile] pyromatique.livejournal.com 2011-08-06 02:00 pm (UTC)(link)
How did you manage to punch one?

[Voice]

[identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com 2011-08-08 03:23 am (UTC)(link)
I caught her off-guard, I suppose.

[Voice]

[identity profile] pyromatique.livejournal.com 2011-08-15 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
Huh. Didn't know that would be possible. What do they look like anyways?

[Voice]

[identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com 2011-08-15 05:01 am (UTC)(link)
Well, they do say that anything is possible in this place, after all. [And the cockiness is back in his voice.]

They look like the average person, I suppose, although some of their definitions of 'average' certainly vary.

[Voice]

[identity profile] pyromatique.livejournal.com 2011-08-15 01:02 pm (UTC)(link)
Anyone here ever took a picture of them? Also heard they don't come out much. I'm not surprised they're scared shitless of us.

[Voice]

[identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com 2011-08-16 04:53 am (UTC)(link)
I'm uncertain. I do know that they make posts to the network every so often. Once in a while they are video.

You think perhaps they are embarrassed about how they appear?

[Voice]

[identity profile] pyromatique.livejournal.com 2011-08-22 01:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe if they're ugly. Or think they're ugly. So you didn't get crazily cursed, more than usual or whatever for punching one of 'em?

I completely forgot to respond to tags. Sorry! You can ignore this if you don't want to continue.

[identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com 2011-09-16 01:03 am (UTC)(link)
Well, some of them did have quite unusual appearances.

I did appear to be punching more than anyone else that day. However, it was not so unbearable as to say that I regret punching her in the first place.

Don't worry about it!

[identity profile] pyromatique.livejournal.com 2011-09-25 09:07 am (UTC)(link)
Trust me. For all the shit they put us through by bringing us here? They deserved it.

Thank youuuuu~

[identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com 2011-09-26 04:53 am (UTC)(link)
Well, I do hold great stock in justice prevailing.

<3<3<3

[identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com 2011-10-03 06:39 am (UTC)(link)
Why thank you.

What is your name, incidentally?