19-Let's just say I'm really cool

[amansgottadowhat]

Today seems very strange. I'm bundled up, but it still seems freezing in here. I think, perhaps, this might be aided by the fact that anything I touch today seems to be freezing on the spot. I haven't ever experienced anything like this, but if anyone needs to freeze something, then I'm your man.

I suppose if I shout "freeze, scoundrel" it will have a completely different meaning. Ah-hah.

Speaking of which, any of you that knew him, Doctor Horrible is back in the City. He's laying low, for now, but I'll be sure to keep an eye on him. Horrible, today I'm like the freeze ray you always wanted to build, but never could. Perhaps I should pay him a visit.

[OoC: He's the ideal hero and perfect man in his mind, but he's just too much, and he's cold on the inside. *analyzed this too much* Also, finishing up my final paper, so backdating. /surprise surprise]

Comments

XDD

[hidesinrestroom.livejournal.com]

Tsk. You're no fun.

[punchlikeagirl.livejournal.com]

He's kind of fail, huh?

[horrible-penny.livejournal.com]

Well... yeah. He's not a bad guy, okay? Just confused.

[trappedinresin.livejournal.com]

I'd imagine it's hard to find employment. You're saying he really is horrible then?

[cuffyoutwice.livejournal.com]

Uh, no. Castle couldn't kill a fly, even though he likes to boast about how we'd never find the body...

[horrible-phd.livejournal.com]

He's not my nemesis! My nemesis is y--

Maybe I should put an add out.

What part of 'terrible person' do you not understand? :|

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

I wonder if he's- no Perhaps you should re-define 'fun'.

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

He's very fail. If he were given a grade, he'd be given an F-minus.

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

You'd think so, yes, but people here are a little- looser with requirements for who they hire.

He is, quite. Oh! But my apologies. I haven't introduced myself. I'm Captain Hammer.

1/2-this one not here

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

What has he done to her? Brainwashing- The slime. He is going to be so sorry that he ever crossed paths with me, he'll-

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

But Penny, shouldn't I at least be on the lookout for any of his evil deeds while in the City?

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Oh, good. Someone you find in a favorable light, then. I am Captain Hammer. You are?

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Ah? Almost a little slip there, eh, Horrible?

An add for what, a muzzle?

<3?

[hidesinrestroom.livejournal.com]

I'd rather show you.

Oh, Hammer.

[horrible-penny.livejournal.com]

There won't be any evil deeds. He's evil-deed-free, mostly.

<3<3<3

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Hm. Perhaps we shall discuss this another time. When I can't freeze you, hm?

It is his penis.

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

I'll be on the lookout. Just in case. You never know when a curse might have him revert, and that way I can easily stop him from doing something he'll regret.

[hidesinrestroom.livejournal.com]

Sounds like a plan.

*facepalm*

[horrible-penny.livejournal.com]

Just do me a favor, please? Let stopping him not involve serious bodily harm?

[cuffyoutwice.livejournal.com]

Favorable? Sure, whatev-- Hammer? Captain Hammer. Seriously?

[Please hold while Kate tries not to laugh herself out of her holster. Then there is eye wiping and catching of the breath.]

Detec-- uh, Kate Beckett.

8B

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Not serious bodily harm. Do-able. Alright, Penny. I promise.

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Oh, yes. I'm very serious.

[It's cool, he's used to people not being able to handle the awesome-ness that is him and his name combined. If they need to deal with it through laughter, that's fine.]

Kate. Well, it's simply lovely to meet you.

[cuffyoutwice.livejournal.com]

Your name, it's Captain Hammer, like on your birth certificate?

[Oh gosh, well then she should feel lucky if anything. Mostly she's feeling like this attitude comes with the resemblance.]

Thanks. It's ... very interesting to meet you too.

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

[he senses he's going to regret this, but what could possibly go wrong?]

[punchlikeagirl.livejournal.com]

Do they grade villains?