32- I've got the goods, do you have the bids?

[amansgottadowhat]

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[he is on a small stand, relishing in the moment] Ladies, ladies, please. There's no need to squabble so much. You can all have a fair shot at me so long as you bid right. And who knows, maybe if I'm feeling generous, I'll let a couple of you win and you can all collect your winnings.

But let's start the bidding now. We'll start it low, maybe, say, a violet and go from there? Or maybe you can even [pause for effect] barter with me a little.

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Comments

NYET. DO NOT PASS GO. DO NOT COLLECT- er, two violets, I suppose, in this case.

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Well, it does appear to be working. And I, of course, will be donating part of my winnings to charity.

okay 8D

[hidesinrestroom.livejournal.com]

... Two violets then.

He hates you so much, ohmygod. He was starting to not mind Adrian.

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Please be discouraged. You are now currently tied. One of you will have to outbid the other.

8D

[hidesinrestroom.livejournal.com]

Oh? Two violets and one green.

Watch him try to maneuver himself out of TRUE LOVE- I mean auction!date.

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

You seem to have changed your mind for someone who was so concerned about not being able to afford the price.

fuuuufufufu you can't, Hammer.

[hidesinrestroom.livejournal.com]

I never said I couldn't afford it.

He's like a flopping fish on deck. On dick. DECK.

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Are you sure? Because I wouldn't want to impoverish you in any way.

ffffffff

[hidesinrestroom.livejournal.com]

Oh, I don't mind at all.

omg, I forgot that Adrian bid three. /FAAAAAILS

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Well, your opponent has bid three violets. And has informed me that he is willing to go very very high.

[hidesinrestroom.livejournal.com]

... That's not fair!

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Well, I suppose you can't always get what you want, life isn't fair, etcetera etcetera.

[hidesinrestroom.livejournal.com]

I'm sure you're happy.

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Well, he won me fair and fair, after all.

[hidesinrestroom.livejournal.com]

... Hm. And here I thought you didn't like other guys...

Sob he doesn't want to gay it up with Raikov so much I almost made him gayer. *Adrian's thread*

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

I am merely doing some tasks around his dwelling. If you choose to misconstrue that, I am sorry for you.

fff

[hidesinrestroom.livejournal.com]

We'll see.

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Well I guess we will.