42-Never have these keywords been so appropriate

[amansgottadowhat]

[Accidental Voice Post]

The post opens with the sound of something thudding. When the voice comes through, it sounds muffled, as though there is a body against the microphone. The words still come through, though, very masculine, American, and with a hint of panic, along with the background sound of clanking.

"What are you doing here? What have you done to us?"

The next voice is accented heavily with Russian, firm-sounding, while at the same time calm and laid back.

"It's a curse." The words 'you idiot', seem to go unsaid, tacked on the end of the sentence.

"You're telling me." The first voice seems to have an added lilt of 'woe-is-me' added to the tone. "Stuck with you for 24 hours. I mean my god, who knows what might happen in that time? And how long is this chain?" The sound of clinking now becomes apparent, and there are indications that he is pulling it tightly. The next sound is another thudding, as a hand connects to the device, shutting it off.

[/Voice Post]

[OoC: Handcuffed to Raikov who is, fairly appropriately, in red. To be backdated to midnight of last night. Edit: THREADJACKING ALLOWED AND ENCOURAGED, BTW!]

Comments

[cateyedhunter.livejournal.com]

...Chained. How appropriate.

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Appropriate how?

[cateyedhunter.livejournal.com]

It'll keep him from doing troublesome things.

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Ah. You are acquainted with him, then, I see.

[cateyedhunter.livejournal.com]

Unfortunately, it wasn't a favorable first meeting.

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

That doesn't quite surprise me.

May I ask what he said to you?

[cateyedhunter.livejournal.com]

What he said? I'm afraid it wasn't as simple as that.

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Perhaps- what he did?

[hidesinrestroom.livejournal.com]

Knowing your luck, not very long.

But being handcuffed to me isn't so bad, you know...

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Perhaps there's a way to get it longer.

And why, praytell, is that?

[hidesinrestroom.livejournal.com]

I'm not going to torture you this time.

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

[That sounds vaguely promising.] Oh? Glad to hear it. Dare I ask why the change of heart?

[hidesinrestroom.livejournal.com]

You became boring.

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Boring? Boring is good!

[hidesinrestroom.livejournal.com]

I don't know. I might get so bored that I'll want to add some excitement...

[doctor-tangent.livejournal.com]

Hmm. Recognize that voice. Who is that with you? Assuming in your bed.

[hidesinrestroom.livejournal.com]

[Oh god, it's him]

[doctor-tangent.livejournal.com]

[That's exactly what Mordin is thinking. Except without the deity-type of phrase. He's try to get his intelligence on whoever crotch-grabbed him down.]

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

[sjdfhdkjs] Why do you assume that he's in my bed!?

[doctor-tangent.livejournal.com]

Assumed you were sleeping when the curse came down. Never suggested you were sleeping with someone else. Unless you were. [a sigh] Hormones.

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Ah. Right. As it is, I was about to go to bed, yes. I have learned since arriving in the City that I should wait until midnight before doing anything. A good thing, too, since it has aided me greatly.

No. No hormones.

[doctor-tangent.livejournal.com]

Probably for the best. Handcuffs plus two sleeping people. Could have been problematic. Chaffing. Inappropriate positions. Sounds like a bad romance vid.

Yes, hormones. They're there. Whether you like it or not. Especially if your body is reacting to another.

You and me could write a bad romance~

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

[ignoring that first part now, thank you]

Well, yes. They're there, of course. But not with Raikov.






Not that I don't still have them when I see him, it's just that there's nothing . . . hormone-y going on between us.

[hidesinrestroom.livejournal.com]

[Raikov lets out an amused pffff]

oh la la~ la la~

[doctor-tangent.livejournal.com]

Raikov? Is that who's chained to you.

[Raikov. Remembering that name. Raikov is going to be pistol-whipped the next he gets seen. Then get a lecture on how not to crotch-grab someone then get caught. By a little old doctor... but not really.]

Humans. Hormone-y as you put all the time. Hormones there, even when you think you aren't. Might as well wear a mask to all of it.