42-Never have these keywords been so appropriate

[amansgottadowhat]

[Accidental Voice Post]

The post opens with the sound of something thudding. When the voice comes through, it sounds muffled, as though there is a body against the microphone. The words still come through, though, very masculine, American, and with a hint of panic, along with the background sound of clanking.

"What are you doing here? What have you done to us?"

The next voice is accented heavily with Russian, firm-sounding, while at the same time calm and laid back.

"It's a curse." The words 'you idiot', seem to go unsaid, tacked on the end of the sentence.

"You're telling me." The first voice seems to have an added lilt of 'woe-is-me' added to the tone. "Stuck with you for 24 hours. I mean my god, who knows what might happen in that time? And how long is this chain?" The sound of clinking now becomes apparent, and there are indications that he is pulling it tightly. The next sound is another thudding, as a hand connects to the device, shutting it off.

[/Voice Post]

[OoC: Handcuffed to Raikov who is, fairly appropriately, in red. To be backdated to midnight of last night. Edit: THREADJACKING ALLOWED AND ENCOURAGED, BTW!]

Comments

[doctor-tangent.livejournal.com]

Unlikely. You're a grown adult. Hormones aren't in teenage overdrive, but not childhood minimalism. Would have to be a very devout monk to have such levels.

Seen many who protest that they weren't doing something, when in fact they were. As a doctor, I do not care. Unless you're hurting yourself. Whatever makes you happy.

[This begs a joke about the space lesbians, the Asari. Or their male counterparts if Bioware ever made them.]

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

[He really dislikes you again. Not that he ever really stopped.] Allow a rephrasing, then, if you will. I am doing nothing of the physical nature with Raikov or any other male, now or ever.

[doctor-tangent.livejournal.com]

Oh emotional and mental then? Didn't realize you were telepathic.

[Mordin is trying so hard to keep a straight face]

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

[kjdsfhdkjs he thinks that Mordin's teasing, but he doesn't sound it! He actually has the gall to sound serious!] I'm not. I have super strength.

[doctor-tangent.livejournal.com]

Huh. Don't look like it. Though would explain some things.

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Yes, well, you can't have the superhero name without the superhero powers. [He is giving him no new material. He hopes.]

[doctor-tangent.livejournal.com]

...That or you have a lot of cybernetics. Or are the bastard lovechild of a human-krogan relations. Could explain a lot. But don't think crossbreeding is possible there.

Superhero? [His voice doesn't carry it, but skepticism ahoy.] Strangely see Blasto (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGldy-ABbsw) to be more realistic at this point.

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

No. No no. I'm completely human. Just, super.

Ah, well, [not getting into what he doesn't understand here] things are strange, especially here in the City.

[doctor-tangent.livejournal.com]

Super? Don't get the idea at all. [He's wondering how quickly Shepard would kick Hammer's ass... because yeah, Shepard > "Super" in his mind.]

Things strange everywhere. Just different type of strange here.

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Perhaps it is inherent to my world.

Hah! All too true.

[doctor-tangent.livejournal.com]

Quite possibly. Or some pop culture thing I missed out on. Vaguely remember some shopkeep on the Citadel mentioning a similar phrase.

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Ah, well, then. Perhaps it is a cultural thing, then.