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45-It never gets old, but this curse IS starting to go grey around the ears

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Well, here again, are you? Not that I mind, of course, although it does seem like it hasn't been as long as it usually is, doesn't it? Ah-hah. But I could never tire of such- such lovely people as yourselves.

I think that most of you know the drill here by now, but if any of you are in need of assistance, do not feel afraid to ask me, Captain Hammer.

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[OoC: Anything goes! I'm linking this video, because it would make him the most uncomfortable.]

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~~I can't believe I'm willingly talking to you.~~

Why can't I find Penny?

Lovely people, hmm?

Well, that voice is certainly familiar.

Billy! How are you, buddy? Or have you gotten your doctorate yet?

Ah. Raikov. You're back, and so quickly after you've left.

I'm sure you missed me.

[So Penny was trying not to talk to Hammer today, but this is the first time she's seen Billy on the network, so...]

Billy! Hey! I... kind of don't live here anymore. Did that whole moving-on thing.

[SIIIIIGH.]

Can you guys pretend to get along for just a little bit? Please?

Oh. Of course. It came as quite a shock when you left, you know.

Penny? Penny! How glad I am to speak with you again.

Really? I mean, it's great to hear from you, but we weren't exactly BFFs there. I didn't think you'd miss me.

How're you doing, Hammer?

My God, you never leave, do you?

Didn't think- How could I not miss you, Penny?

Oh, I suppose I'm trudging along alright. Nothing too different, the City is being as- Well, it's the City.

But enough about me, how are you doing?

I don't kn--no, sorry. I missed you too. [Kinda, actually.]

The City does that being-the-City thing pretty well. I'm doing great, thanks! All employed and stuff, so afterlife's good.

Can we please not pretend to be friends?

Oh. Well. But you're here now, at least.

Of course. Who else but me showers you with such affections?

I'm glad to hear I'm being thought of, but sorry for the sad feelings.

Oh, that's fantastic!

What is it that you do, when you say 'employed'?

Well, Penny doesn't want us to fight, so let's keep this between you and me.

So, you're back, are you, Horrible?

I could give many examples, but something tells me that is not what you expect from your question.

You sound so familiar, I'm sorry. Have we met before?

[OoC: btw, I don't know why I never told you this before, but it's this little thing I do with Hammer; whenever he gives someone the guide, he never uses Carl's.]

[Sad... feelings. Okay.]

I work for Death. I'm kind of like an office assistant, but I do a bunch of other stuff, too. Sometimes I get to help Life out, sometimes I try to get the ninjas and pirates to get along... it's fun.

And so're you. How're you doing, Billy? I think of you a lot... wonder what you're up to.

I wish we hadn't. Carry on, then. Continue forgetting that we've never met and I'll follow your lead.

[ooc: ...Bastard. XD Who knew Hammer could be passive-aggressive for years?]

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45-It never gets old, but this curse IS starting to go grey around the ears

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FHisLife, you never observe that tag

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I mean I love it when that happens. He just hates you more and more. 8D

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TOO BAD, HAMMER.

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[Private/Medium Hackability]

RAIKOV LIKES, uh, his hammer, I guess. IDK, I got nothing. :|

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