Captain Hammer (
amansgottadowhat) wrote2011-06-19 12:03 am
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51-His hopes aren't the only thing being raised
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Well, well, look who decided to surprise us! Quite a treat at the end of such a perilous week. You all are raising my hope for good things to come.
But of course, what could be better than such wonderful visitors?
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[OoC: So cute you could eat them up? Bad jokes aside, this is one hilarious thirty-second video. ANYTHING GOES, he's soon to be in a terrible mood anyway.]
Well, well, look who decided to surprise us! Quite a treat at the end of such a perilous week. You all are raising my hope for good things to come.
But of course, what could be better than such wonderful visitors?
[/Voice Post]
[OoC: So cute you could eat them up? Bad jokes aside, this is one hilarious thirty-second video. ANYTHING GOES, he's soon to be in a terrible mood anyway.]
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Hammer, hey! You sound... like you're still very much the you that you were last time I saw you. How's it going?
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Penny! I do do enjoy your visiting here. It's going- [Awful, terrible, I can't wait to get out of here, I hate every inch of this place to the point of cracking.] fairly standard, I'm sorry to say. Although this past week we were able to travel to some different places.
We collected artifacts to enable a wish of ours to be granted.
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I bet he just wished to... to break someone's dreams. With his face.
[...Wait, shoot, but the someone was-]
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[That sounded a little too bitter to be her Billy, but she hadn't seen her Billy for ages, so maybe--]
Billy! You're in the City today!
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[...You'll have to excuse him. His brain is in the middle of shattering into a million pieces.]
Wanted to shake some cream... Make some nice butter!
[Well, let's hope the butter turned out smoother than he is.]
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[Not really.]
You're not my Billy, are you? Dumb multiverse. Not that it's not great to see you, too!
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He looks way too cheerful.]
Well, what do multiverses matter? Really, you're you and I'm me... So I think I could be your me.
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And I'd like you to be my you, but it never works that way! The last Billy I tried to hug came this close to running away from me.
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[He blanches. Nonono. How could any... version... of himself run from Penny. That's so... wrong. In any universe, it should be his dream to rule the world with her by his side!]
...Well, if you wanted to hug me, I wouldn't run away.
Uh, not that... I... think you should... or anything...
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Well, where are you? I haven't had a Billy-hug in ages.
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I-I'm... beside this... fountain... thing...
[Verbal articulation, what is that?]
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[Because, you know, it's totally no big deal to go around hugging strange Billys who have never in their wildest dreams (well, maybe in their wildest dreams) had Penny hugs.]
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[...am going to stop talking now.]
I'll be waiting! Right here! Won't move an inch! Not even a centimeter!
[In his wildest dreams, he's done a full dance number with Penny. But a hug is beyond his wildest realistic expectations.]
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Hey, Billy!
[There's no song and dance, but there is a hug.]
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Penny! Hello! It's... it's been a while, huh...
[Compliment her, dolt!]
...Your arms are very strong!
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[It's a good thing Penny finds Billy's awkwardness strangely endearing. She doesn't prolong the hug. No need to kick the awkward up a notch.]
Thanks? [Um.] So! How've you been?
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[He nods, smiling cheerfully. Maaaybe a bit too cheerfully? But for him, it's not too bad.]
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There was space, dinosaurs, pirates, an old countryside with knights, and even LA!
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...Could you breathe?
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