51-His hopes aren't the only thing being raised

[amansgottadowhat]

[Voice Post]

Well, well, look who decided to surprise us! Quite a treat at the end of such a perilous week. You all are raising my hope for good things to come.

But of course, what could be better than such wonderful visitors?

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[OoC: So cute you could eat them up? Bad jokes aside, this is one hilarious thirty-second video. ANYTHING GOES, he's soon to be in a terrible mood anyway.]

Comments

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

You're suggesting weaponry, then? Well, you need not concern yourself about that. Rest assured that I shall be as alert as ever, if not more so.

[OoC: When he introduces himself, Hammer won't trust that that's actually his name, because of how he's presenting himself now. 8| He doesn't believe most people, actually . . . ]

[greedful-cheat.livejournal.com]

Drugs and weaponry? Please. I would be more worried about those "blackmail-able items" that someone probably smuggled in for you. Tisk, tisk. Think of the children! Having such a deviant in such close proximity!

[ooc; He's just making shit up to troll Hammer at this point, so sorry if it seems random. He's going for the lulz here. Hah, almost tempted to introduce him by his real name now.]

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

You are implying that I have reason to be blackmailed.

[OoC: Fff, and NOW he's calling bullshit on 'im. And you shooouuuuld~ Or better yet, pick a different name each time.]