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amansgottadowhat) wrote2009-10-29 11:21 pm
amansgottadowhat) wrote2009-10-29 11:21 pm
15-in ur pumkin patch, destroyin ur childhood
[Voice/Video Post]
[He is pretty thoroughly covered in pumpkin bits, and seems out of breath] I-It was terrible. There was this huge pumpkin, it had some sort of great big symbol on its front. I don't know where it came from, but . . .
But it carried a blue blanket that seemed to belong to a child! The fiend. It must have gotten to him before I could get to it. [He directs his next line, rather unnecessarily, towards the sky.] My finishing blow was for YOU small, helpless child! [and then, more normally, as he lays the blanket down, almost like a grave] I'm so exhausted, but- I shall lay this down here, in memoriam.
Unless there is someone else that requires my help, I think I need to lay down. [If you strain very, very hard, you can hear a mumbled 'and a shower' before the feed gets cut off.]
[OoC: NO, I DID NOT MAKE A THINLY VEILED REFERENCE TO "IT'S THE GREAT PUMPKIN, CHARLIE BROWN," WHY DO YOU ASK?]
[He is pretty thoroughly covered in pumpkin bits, and seems out of breath] I-It was terrible. There was this huge pumpkin, it had some sort of great big symbol on its front. I don't know where it came from, but . . .
But it carried a blue blanket that seemed to belong to a child! The fiend. It must have gotten to him before I could get to it. [He directs his next line, rather unnecessarily, towards the sky.] My finishing blow was for YOU small, helpless child! [and then, more normally, as he lays the blanket down, almost like a grave] I'm so exhausted, but- I shall lay this down here, in memoriam.
Unless there is someone else that requires my help, I think I need to lay down. [If you strain very, very hard, you can hear a mumbled 'and a shower' before the feed gets cut off.]
[OoC: NO, I DID NOT MAKE A THINLY VEILED REFERENCE TO "IT'S THE GREAT PUMPKIN, CHARLIE BROWN," WHY DO YOU ASK?]
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Oh, but Penny, I do hope that you're in a safe location, there's all sorts of evil in this pumpkin patch.
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Totally safe, no pumpkin patches, no evil--I'm good. You might want to get out of there, though. There's buzzing on the network about zombies and stuff in there.
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Hey, Hammer? We need to talk. Really talk. When it's a good time for you.
/turns up the sweet-talk to 11
Of course, Penny. Whenever's good for you is good for me, but- perhaps after I know that all the citizens here are safe and accounted for.
*facepalm*
Okay. After that. Right, thank you.
DID HE MENTION THAT HE WANTS YOU SAFE? 8B
WHY? SO SHE DOESN'T DIE EXTRA? ...That felt mean.