amansgottadowhat: (Punching in the face of justice!)
Captain Hammer ([personal profile] amansgottadowhat) wrote2009-10-29 11:21 pm

15-in ur pumkin patch, destroyin ur childhood

[Voice/Video Post]

[He is pretty thoroughly covered in pumpkin bits, and seems out of breath] I-It was terrible. There was this huge pumpkin, it had some sort of great big symbol on its front. I don't know where it came from, but . . .

But it carried a blue blanket that seemed to belong to a child! The fiend. It must have gotten to him before I could get to it. [He directs his next line, rather unnecessarily, towards the sky.] My finishing blow was for YOU small, helpless child! [and then, more normally, as he lays the blanket down, almost like a grave] I'm so exhausted, but- I shall lay this down here, in memoriam.

Unless there is someone else that requires my help, I think I need to lay down. [If you strain very, very hard, you can hear a mumbled 'and a shower' before the feed gets cut off.]

[OoC: NO, I DID NOT MAKE A THINLY VEILED REFERENCE TO "IT'S THE GREAT PUMPKIN, CHARLIE BROWN," WHY DO YOU ASK?]

[identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com 2009-10-30 03:32 pm (UTC)(link)
[No one would have any idea why. The pumpkin was probably bringing gift, or perhaps Hammer made it all up and just stole some blanket lying around.] Yes! It was very big.

Oh, but Penny, I do hope that you're in a safe location, there's all sorts of evil in this pumpkin patch.

[identity profile] horrible-penny.livejournal.com 2009-10-30 04:38 pm (UTC)(link)
I... yeah. It looks like it was.

Totally safe, no pumpkin patches, no evil--I'm good. You might want to get out of there, though. There's buzzing on the network about zombies and stuff in there.

[identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com 2009-10-30 06:13 pm (UTC)(link)
That is good to hear. I shall try and get out as soon as possible. Where are you now?

[identity profile] horrible-penny.livejournal.com 2009-10-31 04:06 am (UTC)(link)
At the welcome center.

Hey, Hammer? We need to talk. Really talk. When it's a good time for you.

/turns up the sweet-talk to 11

[identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com 2009-11-01 02:39 am (UTC)(link)
Good, I'm glad that you're out of harm's way. I'd never want anything bad to happen to you. Ever.

Of course, Penny. Whenever's good for you is good for me, but- perhaps after I know that all the citizens here are safe and accounted for.

*facepalm*

[identity profile] horrible-penny.livejournal.com 2009-11-01 02:51 am (UTC)(link)
It's a liiittle late for that, but thanks?

Okay. After that. Right, thank you.

DID HE MENTION THAT HE WANTS YOU SAFE? 8B

[identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com 2009-11-01 03:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Indeed.

WHY? SO SHE DOESN'T DIE EXTRA? ...That felt mean.

[identity profile] horrible-penny.livejournal.com 2009-11-02 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
Be careful.