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[Voice/Video Post]

[He is pretty thoroughly covered in pumpkin bits, and seems out of breath] I-It was terrible. There was this huge pumpkin, it had some sort of great big symbol on its front. I don't know where it came from, but . . .

But it carried a blue blanket that seemed to belong to a child! The fiend. It must have gotten to him before I could get to it. [He directs his next line, rather unnecessarily, towards the sky.] My finishing blow was for YOU small, helpless child! [and then, more normally, as he lays the blanket down, almost like a grave] I'm so exhausted, but- I shall lay this down here, in memoriam.

Unless there is someone else that requires my help, I think I need to lay down. [If you strain very, very hard, you can hear a mumbled 'and a shower' before the feed gets cut off.]

[OoC: NO, I DID NOT MAKE A THINLY VEILED REFERENCE TO "IT'S THE GREAT PUMPKIN, CHARLIE BROWN," WHY DO YOU ASK?]

voice;

Date: 2009-10-30 04:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hidesinrestroom.livejournal.com
How.. heroic.

voice;

Date: 2009-10-30 06:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com
Oh, thank you, sir. I only regret not being able to save him sooner. I just- [choked what-sounds-like-a sob]

voice;

Date: 2009-10-30 11:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hidesinrestroom.livejournal.com
.. I'm sure he thanks you for avenging him.

voice;

Date: 2009-10-30 03:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com
I- well, yes, of course.

Oh, I'm terribly sorry, I am Captain Hammer. You are?

voice;

Date: 2009-10-30 05:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hidesinrestroom.livejournal.com
Captain Hammer, hmm...?

I'm Raikov. It's a pleasure to meet such a brave man like yourself.

voice;

Date: 2009-10-30 06:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com
Raikov. It's very nice to meet you, too.

You're not from around here, are you? Well, not the City around here. You know. America.

voice;

Date: 2009-10-30 09:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com
I see. What country and what year do you hail from?

voice;

Date: 2009-10-30 10:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hidesinrestroom.livejournal.com
Mmm, why should I tell you?

voice;

Date: 2009-11-01 02:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com
Just mild curiosity on my part is all, Raikov.

voice;

Date: 2009-11-01 04:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hidesinrestroom.livejournal.com
If you must know, I'm from the Soviet Union.

voice;

Date: 2009-11-03 06:52 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com
I see. You're from Russia.

voice;

Date: 2009-11-03 04:01 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com
[Damn, the Commies have started to invade! If Raikov starts to hear Hammer speaking to him louder and slightly more slowly, it is not his imagination.] Well! I hope that you have found, our hos-pi-tal-i-ty here to be, to, your, liking!

voice;

Date: 2009-11-03 06:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hidesinrestroom.livejournal.com
... I know English, Captain.
From: [identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com
Of course, of course you do. Just a little American humor, is all. The guys on the force loved it.

1/2

Date: 2009-11-04 03:35 pm (UTC)

1/2

Date: 2009-10-30 02:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] horrible-penny.livejournal.com
[This looks oddly familiar. Penny's childhood cries.]

Date: 2009-10-30 02:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] horrible-penny.livejournal.com
You were attacked by a pumpkin?

Date: 2009-10-30 03:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com
[No one would have any idea why. The pumpkin was probably bringing gift, or perhaps Hammer made it all up and just stole some blanket lying around.] Yes! It was very big.

Oh, but Penny, I do hope that you're in a safe location, there's all sorts of evil in this pumpkin patch.

Date: 2009-10-30 04:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] horrible-penny.livejournal.com
I... yeah. It looks like it was.

Totally safe, no pumpkin patches, no evil--I'm good. You might want to get out of there, though. There's buzzing on the network about zombies and stuff in there.

Date: 2009-10-30 06:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com
That is good to hear. I shall try and get out as soon as possible. Where are you now?

Date: 2009-10-31 04:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] horrible-penny.livejournal.com
At the welcome center.

Hey, Hammer? We need to talk. Really talk. When it's a good time for you.

/turns up the sweet-talk to 11

Date: 2009-11-01 02:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com
Good, I'm glad that you're out of harm's way. I'd never want anything bad to happen to you. Ever.

Of course, Penny. Whenever's good for you is good for me, but- perhaps after I know that all the citizens here are safe and accounted for.

[Voice]

Date: 2009-10-31 12:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] only-fell.livejournal.com
...did a pumpkin explode all over you?

[ooc: Inara is dying. I couldn't not comment]

[Voice]

Date: 2009-11-01 02:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com
Well, in a manner of speaking. After I punched it.

[OoC: With laughter I hope?]

Re: [Voice]

Date: 2009-11-01 03:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] only-fell.livejournal.com
I...well I that would explain your current state.

[ooc: yeees. Do you mind if she remarks how like someone else he looks? She won't fourth wall per say, just notice the resemblance.]

[Voice]

Date: 2009-11-01 03:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com
It does. Does the lady have any other questions for me?

[OoC: Not at all! In fact, he likes fourth-walling (up to giving away the ending), and he's been confused by the Buffy cast a few times already, so go for it.]

Re: [Voice]

Date: 2009-11-01 05:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] only-fell.livejournal.com
Not really. I'm sorry, I've forgotten my manners. My name is Inara Serra and you Sir, look remarkably like someone else I know.

[Voice]

Date: 2009-11-03 06:53 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com
Well, Inara, it is simply lovely to meet you.

Is that so? Who might that be?

Re: [Voice]

Date: 2009-11-03 04:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] only-fell.livejournal.com
The pleasure is mine.

A man named Malcolm Reynolds. Your manners are better than his.

[Voice]

Date: 2009-11-04 07:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com
Well, if he can't have my personality, at least he's got some looks to him, hm?

Of course, dear. Great justice and great lols.

Date: 2009-11-01 02:41 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com
Indeed. You share the same sentiment as I do. Of course, in the face of such a tragedy, who wouldn't?

Date: 2009-11-01 05:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mis-match.livejournal.com
Has anyone located the unfortunate parents?

Date: 2009-11-01 03:24 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com
I neither know who the child was, nor if they had parents here, but I do intend to go to the police about it.

Date: 2009-11-01 08:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mis-match.livejournal.com
That is a wise idea, I think. That poor child...those poor parents. I cannot imagine how I would feel if anything happened to Isabella's children.

Date: 2009-11-03 06:54 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com
We shall hope that no one ever has to go through something like this again.

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