15-in ur pumkin patch, destroyin ur childhood

[amansgottadowhat]

[Voice/Video Post]

[He is pretty thoroughly covered in pumpkin bits, and seems out of breath] I-It was terrible. There was this huge pumpkin, it had some sort of great big symbol on its front. I don't know where it came from, but . . .

But it carried a blue blanket that seemed to belong to a child! The fiend. It must have gotten to him before I could get to it. [He directs his next line, rather unnecessarily, towards the sky.] My finishing blow was for YOU small, helpless child! [and then, more normally, as he lays the blanket down, almost like a grave] I'm so exhausted, but- I shall lay this down here, in memoriam.

Unless there is someone else that requires my help, I think I need to lay down. [If you strain very, very hard, you can hear a mumbled 'and a shower' before the feed gets cut off.]

[OoC: NO, I DID NOT MAKE A THINLY VEILED REFERENCE TO "IT'S THE GREAT PUMPKIN, CHARLIE BROWN," WHY DO YOU ASK?]

Comments

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

I neither know who the child was, nor if they had parents here, but I do intend to go to the police about it.

[mis-match.livejournal.com]

That is a wise idea, I think. That poor child...those poor parents. I cannot imagine how I would feel if anything happened to Isabella's children.

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

We shall hope that no one ever has to go through something like this again.