20-I can't just be LION around all day/OhShi- It's a lion! Don't get in the car, he'll throw it.

[amansgottadowhat]

[Video Post]

Roar.



[OoC: Is that not one cocky, satisfied looking lion? Also, two pictures for lulz.

Also, if you want to thank him for what he got you; Christmas gifts! All the girls that he knows get flowers, literally, even if he's only talked to them once. Depending on how well he knows them, every girl gets at least three. If their name is a flower, he'll give them their namesakes (I.E. Rosella would get roses).

Penny gets two whole bouquets and chocolates. If they were still going out, there'd be a bust of Penny at the center, feel lucky. Raikov, he still feels sort of awkward about that whole gay weekend, so you get an anonymously-sent fruitcake. No pun intended, he just got some, and he isn't a fan, so you get one.

People getting a large lump of coal!
Nara Shikamaru and Setsuna, with tags reading 'From: Santa'. Billy/Doc Horrible gets the same, except it's more like enough coal to power a small steam engine in his case. EVERY OTHER MALE GETS NOTHING! sry, he's a jerk like that.]

Comments

RAIKOV SAYS WTF, WHY DIDN'T YOU GET ME ANYTHING EVEN THOUGH YOU SENT A FRUITCAKE.

[hidesinrestroom.livejournal.com]

A lion, huh?

BECAUSE YOU ARE MALE. HE DOESN'T GIVE MALES GIFTS, OKAY? IT'S JUST HIS THING. He's a dick.

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Apparently, yes.

RAIKOV LIKES DICKS.

[hidesinrestroom.livejournal.com]

Fitting.

SDAHFKLASD I KNEW BOTH OF OUR MINDS WENT THERE, BUT OMG, I STILL SPORFLED.

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

I'm so glad that you agree. Strong, ruler of all that he surveys, and an impressive head of hair.

GREAT MINDS THINK ALIKE

[hidesinrestroom.livejournal.com]

And a lovely roar.

Video;

[bufferprincess.livejournal.com]

-peeking at him-

Video;

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

An impressive eyebrow raises, before blinking. "Hello."

Video;

[bufferprincess.livejournal.com]

-still a fox-

Hello. Having fun?

Video;

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Griiiiin. "There is a certain enjoyability to this form, I will admit."

[OoC: btw, Di Di is included in the flower-getting. Possibly all daisies. Because for some reason her name reminds him of daisies.]

Video;

[bufferprincess.livejournal.com]

I'm having fun too. Thanks for the flowers, Hammer. I really like them.

[only-fell.livejournal.com]

Captain Hammer,

Thank you so much for the lovely flowers. They're very much appreciated. I'd love it if you'd come to tea sometime as a sort of proper thanks.

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Inara! I'm glad you liked them. I'd love to come to tea, only, perhaps, not today.

[only-fell.livejournal.com]

Of course. Anytime that's convenient. Are you alright?

Video

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

THERE'S A LION ON YOUR VIDEO SCREEN. "Perfectly fine, just not quite myself, if you get my drift." A talking lion, in fact!

Re: Video

[only-fell.livejournal.com]

Oh--right. I guess I hadn't realized--I haven't had any direct experience with the City turning people into...animals. You're-Has someone been by to feed you?

voice;

[denyinurgod.livejournal.com]

Lion?

voice;

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

[lmfao, oh, Setsuna. HE MAY OR MAY NOT SUSPECT THAT YOU SUSPECT HIM.] Indeed. King of the jungle.

voice;

[denyinurgod.livejournal.com]

...You do not require assistance, then?

voice;

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

[Yes, but Hammer is stupid, and doesn't know that. Ohgod, has Hammer just ruined Santa for Setsy? Aside from the homicidal one] I seem to be faring fairly well.

voice;

[denyinurgod.livejournal.com]

I see.

1/2

[horrible-penny.livejournal.com]

Wow. You're a lion.

[horrible-penny.livejournal.com]

What I meant to say is thank you for the flowers and chocolates! They're really great--really. Thank you.

[And over the top. Definitely over the top presents. But it was a sweet thought and he surely isn't trying to make her feel bad for dumping him!]

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

[best response ever!] Oh, you got them! Good, I'm so glad that you enjoyed them. You're welcome, it was no trouble at all.

[Definitely good she broke up with him. There'd be a Penny bust in the welcome center. Seriously.]

[horrible-penny.livejournal.com]

It would've been serious trouble if you'd've tried to deliver them today while you're a lion. No thumbs.

[...Wow. Just wow.]

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

True, it would have proved impossible, I think.

[Yeah, aren't feeling so guilty now, are you?]