37-Are you an angel from heaven? Because I can't see a corporeal form.

[amansgottadowhat]

I do hope that all were able to make it off of the train alright. I can't seem to find the women that were on there. Or, actually. Any women at all today.








Gad zooks! Is this some sort of treachery of a curse! Are the women in danger!?

[OoC: Misremembered when the curse was! Pretend this was posted on the correct date, please! Women, he won't even be able to see your replies. 83 Feel free to try anyway. Enjoy the holiday, all who plan on celebrating.]

Comments

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[citadelspirit.livejournal.com]

If they are in any danger, it is probably because of you. But for the record, I am female, and you can see me, I presume.

video;

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

[Oh this curse, he can neither see nor hear you. This is always a bad thing in Hammer's mind, no matter how insulting the woman is. But it is what it is, and what it is is a blank, silent screen.]

Hello? Is anyone there?

[childofsocal.livejournal.com]

There are women everywhere.

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Well, I've been out in the square and haven't seen one.

[childofsocal.livejournal.com]

Maybe you're blind?

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

No. I can see other things quite well.

Hmmm, it's clearly a curse of some sort, but what on Earth would it be?

[childofsocal.livejournal.com]

I...don't know? Something you indulge in too much? No ... vessels of your lust? No sex for you? don't know.

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Are you cursed?

[childofsocal.livejournal.com]

Well, I wouldn't know, now, would I? I can see women.

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

It is apparently affecting things other than the ability to see women.

[officer-garrus.livejournal.com]

Sir, the women are all fine. [Hear that? That's the sound of an unimpressed turian.]

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

[That sounds suspicious!] How do you know? Have you done something with them!

[officer-garrus.livejournal.com]

Of course I haven't. But I've been around town and there's plenty of women who are safe and sound.

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Really? How intriguing. But answer me this, do you know what curse is going on?

[officer-garrus.livejournal.com]

I wish I could, but I only just got here.

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Ah? Is that so? How recently?

[officer-garrus.livejournal.com]

A few days ago. And all I care about right now is getting in contact with my Commander or her team.

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

I see. What is her name, then?

[officer-garrus.livejournal.com]

Commander Shepard of the Normandy SR-2.

...And she's spoken for, by the way.

Nah, Hammer's into the crew member with the Hazmat suit.

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

I have not heard of her, but rest assured I will inform you if I meet her.

I am cursed to not see women, I'm not going to attack every female that I see.

[horrible-penny.livejournal.com]

[Would reply with a facepalm, but it's not like he could see it anyway!]

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

[Good move. You always were the smart one.]

[hidesinrestroom.livejournal.com]

I'll keep you company, dear Hammer.

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Company is not the issue here.

[hidesinrestroom.livejournal.com]

Oh.

Well, I can see plenty of women so... You must just have bad luck today.

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Hm. [icky gay commie he may be, but he wouldn't lie about something like this] Clearly a different sort of curse, then. Are you affected?

[hidesinrestroom.livejournal.com]

I don't know but all my food is gone.

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

The disappearance of thing you eat? I see. I have no idea what that might indicate, then.

[hidesinrestroom.livejournal.com]

I know! I just bought groceries the other day too..

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

It involves things disappearing. We at least know that.

[hidesinrestroom.livejournal.com]

And it's things we like...

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

The City's curse is to make it impossible for us to access things that we enjoy? Hah! Only for a day? It is astonishingly easy to go through this curse for a day. [No, he is not actually thinking that it's easy to go without food for a day, he just doesn't care about you, Raikov.]

[hidesinrestroom.livejournal.com]

Maybe for you but I'm starved!

8D Awesome icon. It's adorable.

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Ah. Yes, well, can you go to a restaurant or something?

Isn't it?

[hidesinrestroom.livejournal.com]

You should take me out to dinner.

And it doesn't stare into my soul.

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

I don't think so.

[hidesinrestroom.livejournal.com]

You're an ass.

RAIKOV LIKES ASSES.

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

I'm busy. Trying to figure this curse out.

YEAH. He prefers dicks though.

[hidesinrestroom.livejournal.com]

We just figured it out though!

It's cool. Hammer is, and has, both. 8Db

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

No we didn't. I- there are others in need of my assistance!

Nomnom.

[hidesinrestroom.livejournal.com]

Excuses, excuses.

. . . Hammer doesn't know what you're nomming, nor does he want to.

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

[is not denying that] Good luck finding food that you can see.

[hidesinrestroom.livejournal.com]

Tsk.