45-It never gets old, but this curse IS starting to go grey around the ears

[amansgottadowhat]

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Well, here again, are you? Not that I mind, of course, although it does seem like it hasn't been as long as it usually is, doesn't it? Ah-hah. But I could never tire of such- such lovely people as yourselves.

I think that most of you know the drill here by now, but if any of you are in need of assistance, do not feel afraid to ask me, Captain Hammer.

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[OoC: Anything goes! I'm linking this video, because it would make him the most uncomfortable.]

Comments

He'd like Hammer to use his hammer and nail him.

[majorcrotchgrab.livejournal.com]

You're a smart man.

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[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

That is definitely unusual. Not quite what I expected at all. But at least it's fun.

And death is- nice?

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[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Wait, wait. It's all starting to come back now. Friar Flake, wasn't it?

[OoC: He holds a grudge hard and long enough to suffocate it. I have him use Light's, because he's a dark hero. 8B''']

[horrible-penny.livejournal.com]

Very! So's Life, but she has kind of a bad reputation.

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[somekindofsin.livejournal.com]

Now you're just having me on.

[ooc: -____-]

Hammer meet nail. 8|

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Well, I can't deny that.

[Private/Medium Hackability]

[horrible-phd.livejournal.com]

Okay, fine. I guess we can agree on that.

For now. I doubt I'm back to stay, which considering you're still around doesn't exactly make my too upset.

[horrible-phd.livejournal.com]

Just, you know, the usual. I'm looking into real estate, actually.

[horrible-penny.livejournal.com]

I'm guessing not a nice house with a white picket fence in a crime-free suburban area.

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Ah, well then. I hope that she can get a better one. How good to hear.

I am truly glad that you are doing well.

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[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Carp, then? I think I remember something with a C.

[Private/Medium Hackability]

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

[Good, because this way Penny thinks that Horrible had the last jab.]

Took you long enough to visit. What have you been up to back home?

The nail is Raikov's ass. 8D

[majorcrotchgrab.livejournal.com]

And still ever the same.

[horrible-penny.livejournal.com]

Thanks, Hammer. Really.

Hey, I'm sorry we didn't part on super-friendly terms. Not that I ever hated you or anything, but I could've stayed in touch better.

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[somekindofsin.livejournal.com]

[If eyerolls were audible...]

It isn't all that important. If you'll excuse me, I'd--ah. Which button turns this off?

[Button-mashing. Stupid deities could've at least given Carl his old network device instead of a fancy new one.]

[horrible-phd.livejournal.com]

Not so much, no. More like a lair. Although, I wouldn't mind if it was in a decent area.

[Private/Medium Hackability]

[horrible-phd.livejournal.com]

[Appearances aren't really Billy's forte.]

Oh, this and that. Nothing home-you seems to care about. No doubt you're full of tales of dazzling City heroics.

[horrible-penny.livejournal.com]

How about an island? ...Or is that too cliche?

Well, the hammer is his penis. So this shall work out splendidly.

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

As, undoubtedly, are you.

[Private/Medium Hackability]

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

[Something rather obvious to Hammer.]

I can't imagine that I would. And of course. But I doubt that it's something that you would care about, seeing as they would only painfully remind you of your own endeavors with me.

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[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Oh, of course. Carl!

And what have you been up to since leaving the City? Causing havoc?

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[somekindofsin.livejournal.com]

Yes, wonderful. I'm flattered that you went to the trouble of recalling that. [Heavy on the sarcasm.]

Actually, I've been doing my job, thank you. Before you hurt yourself trying to remember what that is, it involves saving the world from the powers of darkness.

[There was some havoc caused, too, but the Vatican is used to flash fires and small explosions.]

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[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

[This is him taking those words at face value.] Flattery will get you nowhere.




Although you were the one that was flattered. So flattery for you will get me nowhere, but I'm not really looking to give any such flattery in the first place.

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[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Saving the world from powers of darkness? HA! Don't you mean introducing the world to them? If I recall correctly, you must be doing a terrible job at your job.