45-It never gets old, but this curse IS starting to go grey around the ears

[amansgottadowhat]

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Well, here again, are you? Not that I mind, of course, although it does seem like it hasn't been as long as it usually is, doesn't it? Ah-hah. But I could never tire of such- such lovely people as yourselves.

I think that most of you know the drill here by now, but if any of you are in need of assistance, do not feel afraid to ask me, Captain Hammer.

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[OoC: Anything goes! I'm linking this video, because it would make him the most uncomfortable.]

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[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Wait, wait. It's all starting to come back now. Friar Flake, wasn't it?

[OoC: He holds a grudge hard and long enough to suffocate it. I have him use Light's, because he's a dark hero. 8B''']

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[somekindofsin.livejournal.com]

Now you're just having me on.

[ooc: -____-]

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[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Carp, then? I think I remember something with a C.

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[somekindofsin.livejournal.com]

[If eyerolls were audible...]

It isn't all that important. If you'll excuse me, I'd--ah. Which button turns this off?

[Button-mashing. Stupid deities could've at least given Carl his old network device instead of a fancy new one.]

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[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Oh, of course. Carl!

And what have you been up to since leaving the City? Causing havoc?

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[somekindofsin.livejournal.com]

Yes, wonderful. I'm flattered that you went to the trouble of recalling that. [Heavy on the sarcasm.]

Actually, I've been doing my job, thank you. Before you hurt yourself trying to remember what that is, it involves saving the world from the powers of darkness.

[There was some havoc caused, too, but the Vatican is used to flash fires and small explosions.]

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[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

[This is him taking those words at face value.] Flattery will get you nowhere.




Although you were the one that was flattered. So flattery for you will get me nowhere, but I'm not really looking to give any such flattery in the first place.

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[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Saving the world from powers of darkness? HA! Don't you mean introducing the world to them? If I recall correctly, you must be doing a terrible job at your job.

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[somekindofsin.livejournal.com]

[LOUD SIGH. Why is Carl even trying? Oh yeah. Because he can't find the 'off' button.]

There's no point in arguing with you, is there?

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[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Because you know that I'm right?