45-It never gets old, but this curse IS starting to go grey around the ears

[amansgottadowhat]

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Well, here again, are you? Not that I mind, of course, although it does seem like it hasn't been as long as it usually is, doesn't it? Ah-hah. But I could never tire of such- such lovely people as yourselves.

I think that most of you know the drill here by now, but if any of you are in need of assistance, do not feel afraid to ask me, Captain Hammer.

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[OoC: Anything goes! I'm linking this video, because it would make him the most uncomfortable.]

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[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Well, that voice is certainly familiar.

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Billy! How are you, buddy? Or have you gotten your doctorate yet?

[horrible-penny.livejournal.com]

[SIIIIIGH.]

Can you guys pretend to get along for just a little bit? Please?

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Penny? Penny! How glad I am to speak with you again.

[horrible-penny.livejournal.com]

Really? I mean, it's great to hear from you, but we weren't exactly BFFs there. I didn't think you'd miss me.

How're you doing, Hammer?

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Didn't think- How could I not miss you, Penny?

Oh, I suppose I'm trudging along alright. Nothing too different, the City is being as- Well, it's the City.

But enough about me, how are you doing?

[horrible-penny.livejournal.com]

I don't kn--no, sorry. I missed you too. [Kinda, actually.]

The City does that being-the-City thing pretty well. I'm doing great, thanks! All employed and stuff, so afterlife's good.

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

I'm glad to hear I'm being thought of, but sorry for the sad feelings.

Oh, that's fantastic!

What is it that you do, when you say 'employed'?

[horrible-penny.livejournal.com]

[Sad... feelings. Okay.]

I work for Death. I'm kind of like an office assistant, but I do a bunch of other stuff, too. Sometimes I get to help Life out, sometimes I try to get the ninjas and pirates to get along... it's fun.

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[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

That is definitely unusual. Not quite what I expected at all. But at least it's fun.

And death is- nice?

[horrible-penny.livejournal.com]

Very! So's Life, but she has kind of a bad reputation.

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Ah, well then. I hope that she can get a better one. How good to hear.

I am truly glad that you are doing well.

[horrible-penny.livejournal.com]

Thanks, Hammer. Really.

Hey, I'm sorry we didn't part on super-friendly terms. Not that I ever hated you or anything, but I could've stayed in touch better.

[horrible-phd.livejournal.com]

Can we please not pretend to be friends?

[Private/Medium Hackability]

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Well, Penny doesn't want us to fight, so let's keep this between you and me.

So, you're back, are you, Horrible?

[Private/Medium Hackability]

[horrible-phd.livejournal.com]

Okay, fine. I guess we can agree on that.

For now. I doubt I'm back to stay, which considering you're still around doesn't exactly make my too upset.

[Private/Medium Hackability]

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

[Good, because this way Penny thinks that Horrible had the last jab.]

Took you long enough to visit. What have you been up to back home?

[Private/Medium Hackability]

[horrible-phd.livejournal.com]

[Appearances aren't really Billy's forte.]

Oh, this and that. Nothing home-you seems to care about. No doubt you're full of tales of dazzling City heroics.

[Private/Medium Hackability]

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

[Something rather obvious to Hammer.]

I can't imagine that I would. And of course. But I doubt that it's something that you would care about, seeing as they would only painfully remind you of your own endeavors with me.

[Private/Medium Hackability]

[horrible-phd.livejournal.com]

Hey, I'll have you know I robbed a bank. I robbed several banks!