45-It never gets old, but this curse IS starting to go grey around the ears

[amansgottadowhat]

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Well, here again, are you? Not that I mind, of course, although it does seem like it hasn't been as long as it usually is, doesn't it? Ah-hah. But I could never tire of such- such lovely people as yourselves.

I think that most of you know the drill here by now, but if any of you are in need of assistance, do not feel afraid to ask me, Captain Hammer.

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[OoC: Anything goes! I'm linking this video, because it would make him the most uncomfortable.]

Comments

[horrible-phd.livejournal.com]

I can't believe I'm willingly talking to you.

Why can't I find Penny?

1/3

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Well, that voice is certainly familiar.

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Billy! How are you, buddy? Or have you gotten your doctorate yet?

[horrible-penny.livejournal.com]

[SIIIIIGH.]

Can you guys pretend to get along for just a little bit? Please?

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Penny? Penny! How glad I am to speak with you again.

[horrible-penny.livejournal.com]

Really? I mean, it's great to hear from you, but we weren't exactly BFFs there. I didn't think you'd miss me.

How're you doing, Hammer?

[horrible-phd.livejournal.com]

Can we please not pretend to be friends?

[Private/Medium Hackability]

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Well, Penny doesn't want us to fight, so let's keep this between you and me.

So, you're back, are you, Horrible?

[Private/Medium Hackability]

[horrible-phd.livejournal.com]

Okay, fine. I guess we can agree on that.

For now. I doubt I'm back to stay, which considering you're still around doesn't exactly make my too upset.

[horrible-penny.livejournal.com]

[So Penny was trying not to talk to Hammer today, but this is the first time she's seen Billy on the network, so...]

Billy! Hey! I... kind of don't live here anymore. Did that whole moving-on thing.

[horrible-phd.livejournal.com]

Oh. Well. But you're here now, at least.

[horrible-penny.livejournal.com]

And so're you. How're you doing, Billy? I think of you a lot... wonder what you're up to.

[horrible-phd.livejournal.com]

Just, you know, the usual. I'm looking into real estate, actually.

[horrible-penny.livejournal.com]

I'm guessing not a nice house with a white picket fence in a crime-free suburban area.

[majorcrotchgrab.livejournal.com]

Lovely people, hmm?

FHisLife, you never observe that tag

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Ah. Raikov. You're back, and so quickly after you've left.

;3

[majorcrotchgrab.livejournal.com]

I'm sure you missed me.

I mean I love it when that happens. He just hates you more and more. 8D

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Oh. Of course. It came as quite a shock when you left, you know.

TOO BAD, HAMMER.

[majorcrotchgrab.livejournal.com]

Of course. Who else but me showers you with such affections?

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[somekindofsin.livejournal.com]

My God, you never leave, do you?

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[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

You sound so familiar, I'm sorry. Have we met before?

[OoC: btw, I don't know why I never told you this before, but it's this little thing I do with Hammer; whenever he gives someone the guide, he never uses Carl's.]

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[somekindofsin.livejournal.com]

I wish we hadn't. Carry on, then. Continue forgetting that we've never met and I'll follow your lead.

[ooc: ...Bastard. XD Who knew Hammer could be passive-aggressive for years?]

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[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Wait, wait. It's all starting to come back now. Friar Flake, wasn't it?

[OoC: He holds a grudge hard and long enough to suffocate it. I have him use Light's, because he's a dark hero. 8B''']

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[somekindofsin.livejournal.com]

Now you're just having me on.

[ooc: -____-]