45-It never gets old, but this curse IS starting to go grey around the ears

[amansgottadowhat]

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Well, here again, are you? Not that I mind, of course, although it does seem like it hasn't been as long as it usually is, doesn't it? Ah-hah. But I could never tire of such- such lovely people as yourselves.

I think that most of you know the drill here by now, but if any of you are in need of assistance, do not feel afraid to ask me, Captain Hammer.

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[OoC: Anything goes! I'm linking this video, because it would make him the most uncomfortable.]

Comments

TOO BAD, HAMMER.

[majorcrotchgrab.livejournal.com]

Of course. Who else but me showers you with such affections?

RAIKOV LIKES, uh, his hammer, I guess. IDK, I got nothing. :|

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

I could give many examples, but something tells me that is not what you expect from your question.

He'd like Hammer to use his hammer and nail him.

[majorcrotchgrab.livejournal.com]

You're a smart man.

Hammer meet nail. 8|

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Well, I can't deny that.

The nail is Raikov's ass. 8D

[majorcrotchgrab.livejournal.com]

And still ever the same.

Well, the hammer is his penis. So this shall work out splendidly.

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

As, undoubtedly, are you.