Five dollar foot longs

[amansgottadowhat]

[Voice Post]

Oh, my. I can't seem to find my way out of this forest. I'm ever so nervous about all the creatures that could attack me in here. Isn't there some hero out there that could save me? I'd be ever so grateful to him.

Comments

[1inageneration.livejournal.com]

'Him?'

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

If you were to rescue me, I'd be ever-so grateful to you, as well.

[1inageneration.livejournal.com]

What part of the forest did you say you were in? Because there's a lot of forest out there.

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

I'm not quite sure, to be honest. I just woke up and here I was, surrounded by trees.

[1inageneration.livejournal.com]

Take a video of it.

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Oh, well, alright, I'll give it a shot.

[After various minutes of fumbling and odd noises, and an 'oh, sugar!' or two, there is a video on the screen and you see- trees. If there are any other things that would help distinguish where he is, then feel free to see them, because he just sees trees.]

Is it working?

[1/2]

[horrible-phd.livejournal.com]

[2/2]

[horrible-phd.livejournal.com]

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[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Oh, my. That's awfully scary. Won't you please spare little old me?

[dr_conscience]

So, uh... what kind of creatures live in the forest here that are that scary?

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

I can't quite be sure, but I've heard some dreadful noises out here.

[dr_conscience]

Really?

Like what?

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

A wolf howling, some sort of low hiss, and goodness, I don't even want to know what else!

[dr_conscience]

Sounds terrifying. How'd you wind up out there anyway?

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

I'm not quite sure, myself. I just woke up- and here I was! In this dreadful place.

[necromerchant.livejournal.com]

Boo.

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Oh my! Are you going to come after me? Please have mercy.

[necromerchant.livejournal.com]

I steal the brains of people lost in the forest.

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Gracious! I'll just have to run away before you find me, then, and hope that you get lost!

[the-bastard-ds.livejournal.com]

I don't know whether to call you a fag or facepalm.

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

I'm afraid I don't know what those mean.

[the-bastard-ds.livejournal.com]

Oh man, this is priceless.

A fag means you're gay. You like fucking men and you're a complete pussy.

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Oh! Well, that's horribly forward of you to say, especially to someone so confused!

[the-bastard-ds.livejournal.com]

You're confused, alright. What sort of man gets lost in the forest and acts like a girl, wanting to be rescued?

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Well! I never. I'm horribly lost and alone, and all you can do is insult me?

[the-bastard-ds.livejournal.com]

Yes.

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

[He is just pouting at you now.

Not that you can see it.]