Five dollar foot longs

[amansgottadowhat]

[Voice Post]

Oh, my. I can't seem to find my way out of this forest. I'm ever so nervous about all the creatures that could attack me in here. Isn't there some hero out there that could save me? I'd be ever so grateful to him.

Comments

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Oh! Well, that's horribly forward of you to say, especially to someone so confused!

[the-bastard-ds.livejournal.com]

You're confused, alright. What sort of man gets lost in the forest and acts like a girl, wanting to be rescued?

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Well! I never. I'm horribly lost and alone, and all you can do is insult me?

[the-bastard-ds.livejournal.com]

Yes.

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

[He is just pouting at you now.

Not that you can see it.]