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59-Oh my god, stop saying faces

[Voice Post]

Hello again guests to our city. I'm sure that your familiar faces will only hasten to brighten our days even moreso than getting our color back did. And for those whose faces we've never seen before, your faces shall be the face of some sort of happy expression upon our own faces.

Welcome.

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[OoC: Do whatever/say whatever/send whoever! Also watch this, because everyone should watch it. It's amazing and I love him.]

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[This is not a happy face.]

[That is not a human face.]

Hello- [Sir? That doesn't seem right, considering what it looks like.] good citizen, may I assist you in some manner?

[Surprise, Hammer, this thing is female. Sorta.]

It can point me towards a place where fleshbags are scarce.

[Not surprise: he will not hit on her at all.]

Are you referring to humans as fleshbags?

Can it think of a more appropriate name for its kind?

Human. That's why I used the term 'human'.

Actually, a rather large and colorful metal golem used the term "meatbag" earlier. I think I like that term more.

I think that I would much prefer human.

Too bad it does not get a say in the matter.

I don't get a say in what I'm called?

As far as I am concerned, no.

That hardly seems logical.

I'm sorry, y'all wanna back up a second and run that by me again?

Getting your color back?

Yes. There was some manner of unfortunate circumstance that prevented colors from being visible.

And y'all just kinda... shake it off, huh? That like a typical day for you here?

Unfortunately there is no such thing as 'typical' in the City. Those who call themselves the 'deities' are in charge and they tend to curse us several times a month.

However, no, losing the color from our world is not something that has happened previously or fits the pattern of the one-two day curses.

Sure, count me in on the happy faces club!

[Yup, have yourself a smiley blonde!]

How wonderful! Do you need assistance in maneuvering around the City?

It couldn't hurt! I was feeling a little lost, honestly.

I would be happy to allow you to find your way. Is there anywhere in particular that you'd like to see or shall we just go for the grand tour?

I'll leave it to your judgement-- not really sure what there is to see around here.

Perhaps we shall start with Xanadu, then. It's a beautiful garden, something tells me that you'll enjoy it. After all, similarities attract. [What.]

Similarities, eh? [Awwh, he seems kind of lame, but sweet.] Lead the way, I guess.

I shall. Follow me, miss- Oh, how forgetful of me. I am Captain Hammer, what is your name?

Captain Hammer. [She says this with only a small trace of the sardonic.] I'm Lisa. Lisa Miller.

[She hides it better than most people, actress indeed. Not that Hammer ever notices in anyone else anyway.]

Well, Lisa, it's my pleasure to meet you.

Likewise.

So, where to?

A bit of shrooms will help you find that color. Or was that ecstasy?

So, prescribing a different sort of evil this weekend, are you, Doctor?

I haven't been a fake doctor in years. And why would I prescribe evil? It's easier to prescribe shrooms, alcohol, ecstasy, marijuana, cocaine, and caffeine. And by prescribe, I mean resell it from my local dealer at 2 times the price.

Well, at least you admit that your so-called 'PhD' was fake.

What's your angle, Horrible?

PhD? Fuck that. Mine was an MD, bitch. Get it right!

Horrible... Who's Horrible? Huh, I vaguely remember a girl who wanted to call me Horrible during a marathon sex orgy extravaganza. She wanted me to call her something too... Patrica, Patty, Bi-Partisanship, Purple-Nurple... I just can't remember. It started with a P. Oh, whatever. I was really out of it that night... Still, probably not related. Or... was she calling me horrible at sex. No... Can't be. I'm awesome...

Sex. [Well, he's actually starting to believe this is not Doctor Horrible.]

What's your name?

[He doesn't like you Hammer. Bad Hammer. No drugs for you.]

Doogie "NPH" Howser.

[What a version of NPH dislikes Hammer? This is unheard of.]

Well, Mister Howser, I do apologize for the confusion. You rather look like someone I know.

Of course I do. Everyone wants to look like me. I'm the new Elvis.

Well, hopefully you won't end in the same fate that he did.

My face'll be what?

[Shut up don't make him explain himself just let him change the subject.]

Welcome to the City, young- [Wait. SOMETHING IS WRONG HERE.] I'm sorry, I can't appear to see your face. Your horse is in the way. [Your. Blue. Horse.]

What are you talking about? I'm right here. I'm a pony. A pegasus pony.

[Clearly this five second pause is just a video/audio lag.]

You're talking.

Uh, yeah. Man, everypony--or whatever--is so surprised about that today.

It's quite unusual around here to have animals talk. [No it's not.] Then again, I suppose many odd things may happen here in the City.

Do you need assistance with anything?

Oh, no. I mean, not unless you know where I can get some hay or maybe an alfalfa smoothie.

[So much staring.] I do not believe so, unless the zoo is in possession of them.

[OoC: btw, I finally saw the first two eps of season 2.]

What's a zoooooooooo?

It's a place where animals are kept to be looked at.

I bet Fluttershy would like that, but how is it different than just going into the woods to look at them?

There's less chance of them getting all up on you, getting you dirty, scratching, biting, flapping at you, and so on. It's safer when they're locked up.

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59-Oh my god, stop saying faces

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ksajdhfklsjd Ohgod, died laughing. Is this video/voice/action, btw?

let's call it voice! also i am so so sorry for delays this month is crazy

Voice it is! And IDK who you are but I am always okay with backdating. And yeah, this month. =_='

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Lisa! 8D

\o/

Can I emote at you until you stay? ;~;

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Have I mentioned that you're an awesome Lisa, btw? Because you are.

;_; thank youuuuu

AH, I AM SO LATE, apologies, hiatus in the way and such.

No worries! <3

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Just insert all of the happy keysmashes here. All of your threads have been hilariawesome.

<3; also really wanting KH3DS after they dropped the fact that Neku is in it...

Yes did you see the link in Demyx's post? He literally drops in.

That's why I mentioned it. It's Neku. I'm just happy for that. I'm hoping SE makes a TWEWY sequel.

I don't know how to feel about it other than DAMN ANOTHER SYSTEM I NEED TO GET. They so should, now.

I was going to get a 3DS eventually, I was just waiting for the v2. Looks like that's not happening.

Haha the game systems have to stop doing this to us. 8( Geekery is expensive.

Hey, hey. I still have yet to buy a PSP to play Birth. I may steal my bro's to do so though...

I haven't played Days. My friend's DS had a bad R button. I COULDN'T GET PAST THE JUMP TUTORIAL.

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