7-Don't everyone all swarm at once! . . . Of course, who am I kidding? I enjoy it.

[amansgottadowhat]

It’s been quite busy for me this week. In between teaching and fighting crime, it seems that I’ve neglected to remember my birthday! How silly of me.

Ah, but there seems to be a mass influx of arrivals today. Perhaps there can be some manner of celebration anyway.

[OoC: Link not IC, PLEASE NO MENTIONING ANYTHING BEYOND THE FREEZE-RAY FREEZING HIM IN CANON! (i.e. Penny death, pain wimp-ery, Doctor Horrible’s ‘triumph’.) Other than that, go crazy with characters, journals, and backdation.

Speaking of which. Class!]

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/IGNORES. Try again.

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Penny! You're here! Did you come with the others?

Oh, Hammer-Man...

[horrible-penny.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but you--wait. What others?

He loves you! Really. Sort of. Maybe.

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

The other batch of newcomers into the City.

I'm nothing but a naive and optimistic pawn to you! ;-;

[horrible-penny.livejournal.com]

I didn't come with them... it's not like we got on a bus and rode in together.

I don't know what to say
I'm so confused
I thought you were meant to save the day
But I'm feeling kinda used

You deserve the glory
But the story that you told
Was really way too bold
And I think I feel betrayed...
Was your love ever real?

I don't know what to say
I thought I loved you
I thought you loved me too until that day
And I don't know what to do.

Yeah, but you get to get up close and personal with the hammer. That's hot stuff right there.

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

I was unsure of how that worke-

Penny, Penny. How could you ever doubt me? I'm in a committed relationship with you. Of course I'd never betray that!

XD The hammer? It's his penis.

[horrible-penny.livejournal.com]

But you told the entire city that we had--that. You know what I mean. That's really not okay.

...You knew Billy was Dr. Horrible, didn't you? At the coin wash?

OMG, WHO TOLD YOU THAT?

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

I was merely overjoyed at our relationship. I will know better than to do that next time, and will try to control myself.

Asking a lot of questions, aren't you? Yes. But I didn't tell you for fear of alarming you. It was my intention to protect you from him.

The... internet? :3

[horrible-penny.livejournal.com]

Oh... thank you.

Billy's my laundry buddy, even if he is Dr. Horrible sometimes. I talked to him today, and he looked a little--

Could you just not hurt him? Please? Hurting people won't make them decide to turn their lives around and stop being villains.

*sigh* Always the internet.

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Score another point for Captain Hammer. My pleasure.

If it is by your request, I shall do what I can. However, I would suggest that you exert caution when around him, and be on your guard.

I wonder what you're captain of...

[horrible-penny.livejournal.com]

Thank you! Seriously, though... the most nefarious thing he's ever done to me was give me frozen yogurt.

Oh, you KNOW what he's captain of, bb.

[horrible-protag.livejournal.com]

Duly noted.