amansgottadowhat: (Why are you on me?)
Captain Hammer ([personal profile] amansgottadowhat) wrote2010-01-06 11:18 pm

21-Loves to hate!

Want to know what irks me to no end? Evil. Evil is everywhere! In the City, back home, on all of our worlds, it might even be your roommate.

There are people out there who kill, and injure people, just for fun! And so many say that the deities are evil, and quite frankly, I understand why. It's horrible what they do, what they make us do day to day. But there are worse.

Worse are the people who deceive the rest of us, by playing the victim. By pretending that they're not all that evil, but let me tell you, they might say that it's different now, but they're liars! And remember, even the littlest crime or, say, bank-robbery, should be taken seriously, and are not to be ignored. Keep your eyes peeled.

[OoC: He's been watching the network, and figuring out the curse; he does feel the need to rant a little bit, but- he's mainly faking. Jerk.]

[identity profile] horrible-penny.livejournal.com 2010-01-07 04:34 am (UTC)(link)
I can't help but feel like parts of this are directed at me.

[identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com 2010-01-07 05:33 am (UTC)(link)
[WELL WHAT COULD SHE BE TALKING ABOUT? But feigning dumb/innocent.] Well, of course they are, I'm concerned for your well-being and would like you to be safe.

[identity profile] horrible-penny.livejournal.com 2010-01-07 05:36 am (UTC)(link)
Hammer... I'm completely safe. I mean, I'm safe where Billy's concerned.

[identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com 2010-01-07 05:53 am (UTC)(link)
Oh- Oh, Billy, that's right. I'd completely forgotten about him and his recent transgressions.

[identity profile] horrible-penny.livejournal.com 2010-01-07 06:20 am (UTC)(link)
His recent transgressions aren't that recent.

When're you two going to get over this stupid rivalry thing? You both pretend like it doesn't exist, but you're so weird about each other.

[identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com 2010-01-07 06:24 am (UTC)(link)
Well, as long as he shows signs of threatening others and being a danger to them, I shall be at the ready to defend them.

[identity profile] horrible-penny.livejournal.com 2010-01-07 06:58 am (UTC)(link)
What? He's threatening people?

Hammer, I'd really like to know about these kinds of things, okay?

[identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com 2010-01-07 07:02 am (UTC)(link)
Back home he certainly was. And I am on the lookout for such activity here, too.

I shall immediately inform you any time I hear anything, though.

[identity profile] horrible-penny.livejournal.com 2010-01-07 07:07 am (UTC)(link)
Okay. Thanks, Hammer. I think.

[identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com 2010-01-07 10:34 pm (UTC)(link)
You're welcome.

[identity profile] ihasfeather.livejournal.com 2010-01-07 05:44 am (UTC)(link)
Good and evil? You're joking, right?

[identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com 2010-01-07 05:54 am (UTC)(link)
I never joke about justice.

[identity profile] tothelibrary.livejournal.com 2010-01-07 06:33 am (UTC)(link)
...Wow, it's uh. Good to know you're here to police morality.

[identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com 2010-01-07 06:55 am (UTC)(link)
It is something that is important to know.

Dawn enjoys trolling him way too much.

[identity profile] tothelibrary.livejournal.com 2010-01-07 07:13 am (UTC)(link)
Right. Because we wouldn't be able to tell that crime is generally bad without you here to tell us.

I cannot imagine why. :|

[identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com 2010-01-07 10:35 pm (UTC)(link)
You may scoff at me now, but it is crucial to know! Some here may let certain things slide.

Just pretend she's genuinely appreciative, Hammer. It'll hurt less. :p

[identity profile] tothelibrary.livejournal.com 2010-01-07 10:45 pm (UTC)(link)
It's good to know you have an eye on it.

He will soon enough, don't you worry. Like- oh, gdit, like right now. Fail, Hammer.

[identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com 2010-01-08 12:10 am (UTC)(link)
Ah, well, thank you, Dawn. Stay safe.

Dawn just likes winding him up, apparently.

[identity profile] tothelibrary.livejournal.com 2010-01-08 12:20 am (UTC)(link)
I will. Plus, you're here. All... super powered and defender-y. What could go wrong?

Winding him up with no intention of doing anything? Such a tease~ /shot

[identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com 2010-01-08 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
I am flattered. I shall not let your confidence in my go awry.

...y u do this to me, bb? SCREAM.

[identity profile] tothelibrary.livejournal.com 2010-01-08 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
Then I'll sleep better, now.

It is not my fault that my mind decided to up and move to the gutter! But nor am I complaining.

[identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com 2010-01-08 05:05 am (UTC)(link)
I'm so glad!

[identity profile] hidesinrestroom.livejournal.com 2010-01-07 01:50 pm (UTC)(link)
How heroic, Captain.

YOU SAW NO FAIL HERE.

[identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com 2010-01-07 10:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you.

[Private//Attempt at unhackable, but moderately hackable]

Speaking of telling people what they do not know, I'd like a word with you, concerning the other day.

private//unhackable; SAW WHAT?

[identity profile] hidesinrestroom.livejournal.com 2010-01-07 10:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Hmmm? What is it, dear Captain?

EXACTLY. Same filters.

[identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com 2010-01-08 12:06 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, about that, actually. I think that there might be some- cultural differences. You see, when you were talking about me purring and all that, it would seem as though you were, how to phrase this. It would seem as though you were flirting with me.

private//unhackable;

[identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com 2010-01-08 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, and I thought that I should inform you of it. After all, you wouldn't want anyone to think that you were doing such.

private//unhackable;

[identity profile] hidesinrestroom.livejournal.com 2010-01-08 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
And what if I was...?

1/2

[identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com 2010-01-08 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
[okay, wtf, this is getting weird now.]

private//unhackable;

[identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com 2010-01-08 04:39 am (UTC)(link)
But, of course, you are joking.

private//unhackable;

[identity profile] hidesinrestroom.livejournal.com 2010-01-08 04:42 am (UTC)(link)
[THAT TONE IN HIS VOICE SUGGESTS OTHERWISE]

And what if I'm not?

private//unhackable;

[identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com 2010-01-08 04:51 am (UTC)(link)
Are you-

Do you mean-





You're gay?!

private//unhackable;

[identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com 2010-01-08 05:10 am (UTC)(link)
You mean all this time-

I'll have you know that I am in no way like- you people.

private//unhackable;

[identity profile] hidesinrestroom.livejournal.com 2010-01-08 05:11 am (UTC)(link)
"You people?" You make it sound like I'm a seperate race.

private//unhackable;

[identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com 2010-01-08 05:16 am (UTC)(link)
You know very well what I mean! You gays.

private//unhackable;

[identity profile] hidesinrestroom.livejournal.com 2010-01-08 05:18 am (UTC)(link)
Does it disgust you, dear Captain?

private//unhackable;

[identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com 2010-01-08 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
[more to himself than at Raikov] To think that I thought you were just confused by customs- Don't call me dear, you queer!

[OoC: This is- not as easy as I thought it would be to write. Sob. Also, bed time! ♥]

private//unhackable;

[identity profile] hidesinrestroom.livejournal.com 2010-01-08 05:37 am (UTC)(link)
[laughs]

Not my fault you didn't catch on sooner. You should take my attraction to you as a compliment. Even men find you desirable.


[OOC: XD Night!]
Edited 2010-01-08 05:38 (UTC)

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[identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com 2010-01-10 04:48 am (UTC)(link)
So that whole wanting to see if I purred you wanted- That's disgusting. And such a thing is hardly a compliment!

[OoC: This is a lot harder than I planned.

RAIKOV LIKES HARDER.]

private//unhackable;

[identity profile] hidesinrestroom.livejournal.com 2010-01-10 04:50 am (UTC)(link)
Typical homophobic pig. You probably find two women making out hot, right?

[OOC: HE DOES, BB.]

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[identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com 2010-01-10 06:00 am (UTC)(link)
It is no concern of yours what I find hot. I have already found out too much what you find arousing.

[OoC: Haha, total mood whiplash, I'm watching yellow lab puppies cuddling with bunnies on tv while I write this.]

private//unhackable;

[identity profile] hidesinrestroom.livejournal.com 2010-01-10 06:03 am (UTC)(link)
Tsk. Poor dear. I'm sure it was mindbreaking, right?

private//unhackable;

[identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com 2010-01-10 10:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't start telling me what you think I am! In fact, stay away from me from now on, you fag!

private//unhackable;

[identity profile] hidesinrestroom.livejournal.com 2010-01-10 11:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Hmph. Typical. ... But you won't get rid of me that easily.

private//unhackable;

[identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com 2010-01-11 01:06 am (UTC)(link)
[Did we mention that he ended the network connection? Yeah. Also, he'll have- erased this conversation, so if you ever wanna access this again? IT WON'T EXIST.]