amansgottadowhat: (Why are you on me?)
Captain Hammer ([personal profile] amansgottadowhat) wrote2010-01-06 11:18 pm

21-Loves to hate!

Want to know what irks me to no end? Evil. Evil is everywhere! In the City, back home, on all of our worlds, it might even be your roommate.

There are people out there who kill, and injure people, just for fun! And so many say that the deities are evil, and quite frankly, I understand why. It's horrible what they do, what they make us do day to day. But there are worse.

Worse are the people who deceive the rest of us, by playing the victim. By pretending that they're not all that evil, but let me tell you, they might say that it's different now, but they're liars! And remember, even the littlest crime or, say, bank-robbery, should be taken seriously, and are not to be ignored. Keep your eyes peeled.

[OoC: He's been watching the network, and figuring out the curse; he does feel the need to rant a little bit, but- he's mainly faking. Jerk.]

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[identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com 2010-01-08 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
Yes, and I thought that I should inform you of it. After all, you wouldn't want anyone to think that you were doing such.

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[identity profile] hidesinrestroom.livejournal.com 2010-01-08 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
And what if I was...?

1/2

[identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com 2010-01-08 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
[okay, wtf, this is getting weird now.]

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[identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com 2010-01-08 04:39 am (UTC)(link)
But, of course, you are joking.

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[identity profile] hidesinrestroom.livejournal.com 2010-01-08 04:42 am (UTC)(link)
[THAT TONE IN HIS VOICE SUGGESTS OTHERWISE]

And what if I'm not?

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[identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com 2010-01-08 04:51 am (UTC)(link)
Are you-

Do you mean-





You're gay?!

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[identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com 2010-01-08 05:10 am (UTC)(link)
You mean all this time-

I'll have you know that I am in no way like- you people.

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[identity profile] hidesinrestroom.livejournal.com 2010-01-08 05:11 am (UTC)(link)
"You people?" You make it sound like I'm a seperate race.

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[identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com 2010-01-08 05:16 am (UTC)(link)
You know very well what I mean! You gays.

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[identity profile] hidesinrestroom.livejournal.com 2010-01-08 05:18 am (UTC)(link)
Does it disgust you, dear Captain?

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[identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com 2010-01-08 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
[more to himself than at Raikov] To think that I thought you were just confused by customs- Don't call me dear, you queer!

[OoC: This is- not as easy as I thought it would be to write. Sob. Also, bed time! ♥]

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[identity profile] hidesinrestroom.livejournal.com 2010-01-08 05:37 am (UTC)(link)
[laughs]

Not my fault you didn't catch on sooner. You should take my attraction to you as a compliment. Even men find you desirable.


[OOC: XD Night!]
Edited 2010-01-08 05:38 (UTC)

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[identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com 2010-01-10 04:48 am (UTC)(link)
So that whole wanting to see if I purred you wanted- That's disgusting. And such a thing is hardly a compliment!

[OoC: This is a lot harder than I planned.

RAIKOV LIKES HARDER.]

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[identity profile] hidesinrestroom.livejournal.com 2010-01-10 04:50 am (UTC)(link)
Typical homophobic pig. You probably find two women making out hot, right?

[OOC: HE DOES, BB.]

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[identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com 2010-01-10 06:00 am (UTC)(link)
It is no concern of yours what I find hot. I have already found out too much what you find arousing.

[OoC: Haha, total mood whiplash, I'm watching yellow lab puppies cuddling with bunnies on tv while I write this.]

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[identity profile] hidesinrestroom.livejournal.com 2010-01-10 06:03 am (UTC)(link)
Tsk. Poor dear. I'm sure it was mindbreaking, right?

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[identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com 2010-01-10 10:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't start telling me what you think I am! In fact, stay away from me from now on, you fag!

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[identity profile] hidesinrestroom.livejournal.com 2010-01-10 11:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Hmph. Typical. ... But you won't get rid of me that easily.

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[identity profile] horrible-protag.livejournal.com 2010-01-11 01:06 am (UTC)(link)
[Did we mention that he ended the network connection? Yeah. Also, he'll have- erased this conversation, so if you ever wanna access this again? IT WON'T EXIST.]