amansgottadowhat | 24- How'd you like to light up my life?

Well, it's so dark out now, I can hardly see two feet in front of my face! However, I can assume that all of our guests are still out there? I can hear your chipper voices all around. Please be sure not to crowd around too much.

And be careful. It can be dangerous out there. But please feel free to call on me if you'd like any help. You can visit my ex-girlfriend, Penny, too, in the Welcome Center, but she does so much already, I'd be more than happy to help.

[OoC: Okay, so, he knows that Penny's dead by now, so no telling him about him pulling the trigger, or that it was his fault- well, you can, but he won't believe you. So, essentially don't tell him anything that happens after that one 'WAAAAY!', mentioning that Penny's dead is okay. Other than that? Troll the crap out of him.

And SPEAKING of Penny. 8)]

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Possum. I don't believe I've ever run through the- Wait. High grass? Oh, I see how it is.

Listen up, buster, you may think it's [airquotes] cool to go out and get [airquotes] high with your little [airquotes] friends, but if you smoke dope, then you are a dope. That stuff is illegal. So you just sober up and fly right and make sure to never touch that hippie lettuce again, you understand?

[OoC: omg, JEFF CORWIN, that's amazing. ilhim. He has a show on food network that I can't watch due to squick factor.]

24- How'd you like to light up my life?

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